August 10th 2008 2:03 pm
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I finally got him! Baby Shrek that is. I had him in my possession for a good 5 minutes while Winston stood helplessly by. I was so excited that I didn't quite know what to do to this bright green thing. Should I gnaw on his ears - YES! I did that - and then gnawed his face. Finally I pulled his little man shrek under pants off and pulled the beans out of his butt and spread them all over the floor. This was a very satisfactory moment because I love to make a mess - and this is precisesly when momma came in. Unfortunately I had Baby Shrek by the butt when she saw me so I couldn't blame it on Winston like I had planned. She took him from me and cleaned up my mess.

I still consider it a success - a conquest for King Charlie!