January 3rd 2007 6:04 am
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All I know is this: BEFORE the tree I could hang out all day in the front room. AFTER (and during) the tree I have been banned from that room.

Now, I don’t know why that tree didn’t like me – but his influence rubbed off on mommy and daddy. Yeah, the tree was a lot bigger than me and a lot brighter than me and had magical powers to give gifts. On two occasions the tree dropped shiny glass balls on me. I wasn’t hurt – but I do not practice violence and expect all guests in the house to follow that credo.

I must tell you that I was happy when the tree left, and, coincidently, it is still lying abandoned by the side of the road. (I make sure to pee on it every day!)

On the flip side – I got a new fluffy bed to sleep in at night and (since I’m not allowed in the front room anymore), I have made mommy and daddy’s couch my new hangout. If I sit on the top of it I can see out to the street!!!

Did anyone else have an unwelcome tree during this present-giving/cookie-baking time?