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Izzy has the Old-Timer's

December 12th 2011 9:15 am
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Dear Diary,

Mama says I has Doggie DeeMenSha.

Evfurry time Papa uses the "Privacy Please for Peepoles" room, Izzy stands a foot away and barks my head off at him. Evfurry time!

Mama says SHUT THE DOOR! Simple solooshun.

But sheesh.

I also randomsly go into the kitchen and bark at the counters. Evfurrybeesun else are doing them's things, and Izzy likes to bark in the kitchen.

And sometimes, like yesfurday, I just wanders around the house pacing and staring at peepole, until finerly Mama says, for Peter, Paul and Mary's sake Izzy...LAY DOWN, you're making me nerfuss!

Izzy needs one of them doggie bark translematater collars like Doug from the moofie "UP!" had. No one understandses me.

Phooey.

 
 

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Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 9:57 am

aww...I can understand what you are going through, I do the same thing and Mom will get up and I just stand there....That would be cool to have one of those collar thingys!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 10:15 am

We have issues like that here too! I try to tell Mum what I want and she just acts silly like she doesn't understand me. She'll close the bathroom door in the morning when she takes a shower knowing that if I'm up, I want to be with her. So I stand outside and tell her about it. But she still does it! I think we need one of those collars too.
Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 11:31 am

Hee hee.. Momma says ole Same the basset did that too.... pace, pace, back and forth.

Now I barks at random things but I don't think I can claim is my problem... just terrieritis barkimus maximus!!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 11:43 am

Bwace yurselbes. Mr. Cakeses r kinda chatty dis day.

Awww...It r all gonna be ok, Izzy. I pwomise ♥ ❀ ☀™

When my 'wentses r upstairs an' dem du nod take me wif dem, I sit 'side my Poochie Bells at da fwont door an' wing dem ober an' ober an' ober an' ober an' ober an' ober 'til Momma an' Dadda smarten up an' come back down da stairses. I toadawwy unnerstan da barkin' stuff when yu du nod hab acksess tu yur peepoles :(

An' when my Momma r stwessded out?...Oy bey. It r nod gud :(

Keep on bein' da sweetest an' cutest an' nicest an' speshulest an' beeyoofulest an' Izzyest Izzy we all kno' an' wuff wotz!
Barked by: Flicka ... CGC (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 11:45 am

Whats their problem ? You are being "vigilant !"
Barked by: Flicka ... CGC (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 11:45 am

Whats their problem ? You are being "vigilant !"
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 11:46 am

I du nod need one ob dose collar fings cuz I wule dis pwace. Dem kno' 'xactwy whut I r sayin' :D
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 12:22 pm

The most brilliant minds are often not understood.
Barked by: Kodi (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 2:54 pm

Yup, I feel ya, sister. I like to pace...a LOT. Drives the hoomans crazy. BOL!
You're in your prime, If you wanna bark, I say BARK!
Barked by: ♥Sophie Claire CGC (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 3:29 pm

Sophie "smiles" and tells Miss Izzy Beeson " YOU GO FOR IT GIRLFURIED! Everyday is Izzy Day!
Barked by: ♥Austin♥ (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 5:19 pm

I can't believe your momma never thought of this....could be you see Ernie George and you are just talking to him and telling him about them Beesun Boys and what a handful they are. I'm sure that's what it is. You ARE NOT getting Doggie DeeMenSha. They say us Dogs can see things that the hooman's can't. :o)

Love you too Miss Izzy B!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles-SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 6:42 pm

Growlmy says I am getting that way ,too...nevfurmind that I have been this way furevfur!
I see something in one window, (outside) and bark all frantic like, but instead of going through my doggy door to go outside and bark at it, I go to another window, and bark even louder...BOL!
Barked by: Romeo (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 7:23 pm

WELL, HELL.
DON'T THEY KNOW YOU WANT FOOD OFF THE COUNTERS?!
STOOPID HOOMANS!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 9:41 pm

If they didn't want barking, why didn't they get a goldfish? Share what's on your mind, Izzy-gurl!
Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

December 12th 2011 at 11:16 pm

I barks all the time, but I don't think it are old-timers. I just think I am a barkaholic.
Barked by: Sophie (Dogster Member)

December 18th 2011 at 12:03 pm

Umm, if the way you are acting is strange, then I guess I have the it too.
And why doesn't your Dad just take the compliment, as intended, when you bark at him?


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