A CAT!

I mean really, besides chasing them around the backyard are cats really good for anything? I told my people they could get a cat if they let me bark at it and sniff it and give it a hard time, BUT NO!! They let this precious kitty live up stairs and I can't even eat its food or play in its poop box! Poop box, what a concept. You may think this is the worst it gets, but wait until you hear this...okay ready, they are getting another one. They think it's too lonely. I said, "Hey if you want it to have some company send the little dear down here, we'll show her a great time".
It's a travesty.
I guess I just needed to get this off of my chest. I know my people are good people, but they sometimes act so strangely. I guess that’s why I’m here. Someone has to talk some sense into them. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Until next time

Yours truly,

Thelonious

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