September 12th 2011 12:41 pm
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Mom and Dad are the most ignorant parents a pup could have.
They have taken to making jokes about me. And calling me Glade..

Specifically - when I am sleeping - I make a little puff of air noise, Just like one of those automatic air freshener puff things. You know the things that shoot one puff of some nice aromatic delicious scent into the air? (otherwise known as a popcorn fart) BOL.

Butt mine is -well you know.. a POOT.

And apparently mine don't smell nice and aromatic.

Mom and Dad have been talking and they both have "keyed" into the "sound, pfft" even in a dead sleep.

I can't tell you pups, how many times I have been made to roll over - or move cause My arse is too close to their precious faces. Mom and dad say it takes 1.5 seconds from the time you hear the pfft - to the stank that goes straight up their nose and chokes them..
They have reviewed my food ingredients, my treatses, my snacks - looking for the culprit.. apparently no one else in the pack is having this "problem".

Well, so sorry...
I don't appreciate being nicknamed "glade"
and you both laughing hysterically about my problem.
If I could make it come out like roses I surely would for your sake!

Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

September 12th 2011 at 12:50 pm

BOL

Barked by: Bailey CGC, AX, AXJ, CL2 (Dogster Member)

September 12th 2011 at 12:51 pm

BOL poor Dylan! Maybe if you eat some roses you can become a rose scented air freshener. Try it!

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

September 12th 2011 at 12:56 pm

Outwageous!! Hab dem smellded demselves wecentwy? OMD! :D

Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

September 12th 2011 at 3:05 pm

Peeples jus' doesn' know WHAT a good smell is. Mama spray me wif perfume. She fink it smell good. I's chokin an sneezin--I fink it smell YUCKY!

Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

September 12th 2011 at 4:34 pm

There is nothing wrong with what you do - hoooomans do it too! They just hide!BOL You keep pffffft'ing!

~Anya

Barked by: Droopy, I"ll LOVE YOU FUREVER (Dogster Member)

May 18th 2012 at 5:37 pm

OMD!! dylan!! SHAME on you mommie & daddy! let me tell you what my mommie use to does to me.. her would do dat 'pfft" noise.. in bed wif me!! OMD!! i would wake up & looks at her & mommie would say.. DROOPY, what did you do!! well she wasn't gettin anything over on me.. i knows I did not do anything. so you see dylan...mommies & daddys do it too & more than us!! and i bet you DO smell like ROSES!! loves you lots!! your furever pal, droopy