I LOVE MYSELF!!

Heyyyyy everybody!! Well ... where o' where do I begin??? I have so much fun every single day of my life, I don't think that I have time to even share half of it!!!
I am now the "man of the house". Yogi tries to tell me that he is .. but seriously, watch what happens when I want my way ... watch!!! I'll get my way each and every time!!!!
I am a professional model!! That is what mommy says anyway!! I also can do flips & sometimes, I even land on my feet ... if I'm lucky!! I have a favorite ball ... it is red and it has a bell in it ... and it goes under the couch ALLLLLL the time!!! Don't worry, I scream and scratch and freak out until mommy gets it back out for me. We do this about 40 times a day!!
There is this white stuff outside ... it's sooooooo cool!! My feet get really cold in it, but I just come inside and put my butt on the heater!! For some reason, when I heat up my butt, my feet get warmer too!!
I like to bite my brothers all the time!!! They love it trust me!!! I miss my daddy soooooooo much!!!! I can smell him all over the house, but for some reason I can't find him?? He must have a really good hiding place. Mommy says that we're going on cation again this summer, with daddy toooo!!! I can'ttt wait!! I am going to be super super naughty this time!!!
Well .... I gotta go annoy people!! Later!!

TOOKIE!

Why do I always Throw Up in the Car???

Oh Yeah ... cause I can!!!

HEE HEE HEE

Okay, so dear my diary right? I am so cool! Yeah, I'm a baby weiner, and I get away with EVERYTHING ... but really, I am the coolest little weiner that you'll EVERRRR meet! I've done A LOT of cool stuff lately!! ... hmmm ... lets see.
Mommy took me and my brothers to different bed (she called it a hotel) ... and it was so cool cause I got to EAT the bed!! Yeah, mommy wasn't too happy about that ... but I was, and that is all that matters right?
We went on LOTS of garbage walks! I call them "garbage walks" because I got to pick up tons of different breeds of garbages and eat it. Mommy TRIED to buy me something healthy, a BANANA ... but I was like "yeah, no thanks"!!!

I get to run around on our walks with NO LEASH! Hee hee ... we're going to AUSTRIA tomorrow ... and I think that I'll have them take off my leash again ... and I'll RUN AWAY!! HAA HAA I'm so funny! I just wanna see how my mommy and daddy react!

I GOT A SWEATER!! It's so awesome!! It keeps my balls warm. Okay, not really, but it does keep my WEINER warm! HEE HEE I'm a weiner perverts!!! It keeps ME warm!!!

I loveeee to dig holes!! That is one of my favorite things to do! I love to bite my brothers (who love me so much) and eat blankets, and eat dirt and moss. I love to tear about stuffed animals now! (Yeah I learned that one today)!!! I also love to eat my brothers and my mom and dad!!!!!

It don't matter what I do though right ... I AMMMM the baby!!

Well ... my brothers want a turn to write in their diary and I have to go be naughty before our vacation tomorrow! I'll tell you all about my vacation soon!!!!!!

Later Fools!

CHEWBACCA!

I am so popular!!!!!

Dear Diary!! So life I'd have to say is going pretty SWELL!!! I am awesome, that's for sure! I finallllly got Baloo to LOVE me (as if it's very hard)! Really though, he is such a great brother! He chases me, bites me (I hope it's a good brother bite) and is for some strange reason, always licking my eyes and ears??? Whatever though, he is a cool brother!

I got a new collar! Well, I guess I've had my new collar all along, but I couldn't fit into it! NOW I DO! That is because I am an adult and I like to dig and well, I am just huge now! I am so huge, I can almost run as fast as my brothers!!! I am working on going swimming in that fishy pond outside! Mommy seems to be a little scared of me falling in ... but MOM I AM BIG!! I am so big that I can eat Baloo's food (and I can swallow it), I can eat aligators (and they eat people) I can carry around doggies that are bigger then me ... AND I CAN BARK and eat mommy's feet too! She doesn't like it when I bite her ... but come on mom, I am NOT going to stop!!! My teeth are just going to get bigger too!!!

So ... mommy keeps talking about how we're going to go on vacation next month!! I already live in Germany guys ... but I guess we're going to Austria! Is that where the kangarooo's live??? I hope so! Cause we're both weiners!! Okay Okay .. I gotta go ... I am sleepy now cause I am SO BIG!

ROOOF ROOOF ROOOF!! Chewbacccccca!

I didn't know life was going to be so hard ...

Dear Cool Guy Diary ... so ... where do I begin??? First of all, I just want to share with you that I'M CUTE!! I am NOTTTTTTt the devil! I hear that a lottttt in my house, but really, it must just be a code word for "CUTE"!!!!!!! I have done SOOOOOOOOOOO much these last few days, but at the same time, I've had to work extra hard too!!!!!

Okay ... the other day it was what my mommy and daddy called "Fourth of July" ... whateva' that means! I just know that when we went to a "BBQ" I was supppperrrr scared of all these alien looking little people with grabby hands!!! COME ON I AM LITTLER THEN YOU!!! Mommy took me and hid me inside of her jacket so that the little people with grabby hands couldn't find me! I liked that! After we were at the little people grabby hands place ... we all went to this place that had this LITTLE DOGGIE LIKE ME!!!!! It was a GIRLLLLLLIE though!!! She was kind of sniffy on me ... but she was little, so she was coolio in my book!!! I spent some more time in my mommy's sweatshirt ... so that was cool again!!!

YESTERDAY ... UGGHhhhhh ... I had sooooooooo much fun ... but at the same time my legs are hurting today from my fun from yesterday! well ... first after a longggg car ride, we went to this place that I guess had other animals in it! Butttt ... I never got to see any animals becuase all these crazy insane people with more grabby hands would NOT leave me alone!! I mean come on people ... at times I just had to poop you know! Ohhhhh waittttt ... let me tell you this ... BEFORE we went on our long car ride ... we started driving down the street and I REALLLLLY had to go poopies ... so I was TRYING to tell my mommy and daddy and they just thought I was being FUNNY!!!!!!!!! ... so then I was reallllllll funny (they didn't laugh) and I POOPED in the car!!! If you ask me ... that is something to laugh about!!!

Any-poo ... after we left the place with the grabby hand people, we went to this cool place with lots of mountains (I was told) and places to walk ... I was getting soooooooooooooooo angry though because I could NOT catch up with my brothers the whole time!! mommy had this weird string attached to my annoying collar and we would follow my brothers and daddy too ... but I was getting bad so I'd whine a lot!!! I thought that I'd get my way if I whined ... NOPE!!!
I ran around A LOTTTTTT ... and my legs can prove it!!!!!

Well .... I have to go be a little naughty again !!!! I gotta go!!!!!!

BYEEEEE diary!!

Woof!! Chewbacca!

Oh OH OH ...

Dear Diary again ... I almost forgot to tell you ... yesterday when I went shopping (and don't forget I get to go again today) ... I got to go around in a BAG!!! Mommy kept saying it was a "coach" bag ... I don't play any sports?? Mommy is so weird!! Bye again! --Chewbacca!

Reasons why being a baby is grand ...

Dearest Diary!

HI HI HI HIHIHIHIIIIII!!!!! So ... it's Thursday and I've been with my family since Sunday!! It's so very wonderful!!! Before I tell you about all the fun things I've done ... let me tell you how awesome I am! I am "leap" up and down the stairs ... I can run real fast to my water bowl, I can bite my daddy's neeeeple, I can fall asleep whenever I want, and then wake up and be a monster again!! I can dig holes, and eat grass and eat dirt and eat garbage (my daddy said I am like a goat)!
... GUESS WHAT ?????? I'm going to the zoo with my mommy and daddy and brothers on Saturday!! They say that I am going to have so much fun!!!!!! I guess I can't wait!! I will tell you all about it after I get home!! Pluss Pluss ... they say that tomorrow is the 4th of July and I am going to TWO BBQ's with my mommy & Daddy and brothers too!! ... I hope to see that fire stuff in the sky too!!
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh ... and guess what I I I I I I got to do yesterday that my brothers didn't get to do (ANDDDD I get to do it again today) ... go SHOPPPPPING!! I got to go to this one store that had all sorts of things like toys, bikes and books ... and THEN I got to go to this really cool place that had FOOOOOD!! Like I mean cookies & Cake & Popcorn!! I had so much fun and THEN I got to tell Baloo and Yogi that I I I III got to go and they didn't!! HEE HEE!! I am so mean and I love it!!

Well ... now I am going to go to sleep again ... cause besides for eating my mom & annoying Yogi & Chasing Baloo and poopin' and peepin' ... that's what I do best!!

BYE BYE BYE!!

Chewbacca!

I am so happy!!!!

Dear strange diary!!!

I am so happy!!! Yesterday I came home to the most wonderful family ever! The car ride was real long ... really fun too though! I got to POOP on my mommy and even VOMIT on her too!!! (shush, today I humped her foot, but we'll keep that a secret)!!!
My daddy, he is so cool!! He has these brown (like me) shoes that taste so goood!! I bet that I taste good like that too!
I have two awsome cool brothers! Yogi is cooler then Baloo, but I'll let Baloo think he's the cool one! Yogi, he protects me from EVERYTHING!!! Sometimes he licks me ears too much, but I'll let him since he's gonna keep me safe!
Baloo, FINALLLLY I got that lazy butthead to play with me today! I've been here since yesterday, and he didn't say anything to me until TODAY!!!!!!!! He chased me a little, ran into me a few times, and even AROOOO'ED at me! Maybe one day he'll be as cool as Yogi!!!
I have a really cool bed too!! and and and .. LOTS of toys and bones and cement to chew on too!! I am not sure if I'm supposed to chew on some things in my new house, but do you think I care?? I heard my mommy and daddy talking that we were going to go somewhere cool this week!!! I am so citered, even though I don't know where ... but I know it will be cool!!

Okay, I think that I'm gonna go outside to go pee now!! I'll write more real soon!!