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Top 10 Reasons Why I Should Be President

October 11th 2008 6:46 pm
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10. I am tolerant of other lifestyles. Very tolerant. After all, I live with humans.
9. I understand foreign policy: I'm from Alabama but live in New Jersey.
8. I support alternative energy sources: I take naps in the sun every day.
7. I am a girl, but I pee like a boy.
6. I understand diplomacy: sniff butts and wag your tail.
5. Winning a state is easy for a dog: just mark the territory and it's yours!
4. Dogs are cooler than donkeys and elephants.
3. Who else can represent Dixie in this election? (Hello? Arizona, Illinois, Delaware and--for Pete's sake--Alaska?) What about the South?
2. I have actually dug my own pipeline--er--trench in my yard. Sarah Palin, eat your heart out.
1. If I eat enough crayons, I can poop in red, white and blue. Now THAT is patriotic!

 
 

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