July 29th 2010 7:02 pm
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Tuesday was the best and worst day of my life. The best part was when Oliver Louis and I escaped and went over to the cows and rolled in manure and mud and ran around all willy-nilly. It was a blast. But I knew that I should be home - so I ran back to where we got out and barked and barked and barked till Mum came out and saw me. She was not happy. She was really NOT happy when that stupid girl came over and told her that we both almost got hit by a stupid car. And then? SHE was MAD! Because she saw all the mud allover me and OL. That's when the worst part of my day began. Because even though I am a golden? I am an anomaly - I do not particularly care for water! And I got bamboozled into the bathroom and then - AUGGGGH the bathtub! I do NOT NOT NOT like the bathtub! And she was angry! Because I resisted! At one point? My body was in the tub and I was trying my darndest to get out and Mum? Had my head inbetween her legs trying to keep me in - finally I calmed down and gave in. Mum told me I had so much DIRT on my tail and hiney she couldn't believe it - finally it was over. I got out and Nana was there with a towel - Nana said to Mum "even wet she's four shades lighter!" I still didn't like this whole scene - was wishing my other mother Babs was here. But she is with Johnny and we are all praying they will be home soon. So I guess I got what I deserved for doing what I did. Still? Except for the car part? It waa really fun! But Dudley's right - Oliver Louis is a bad influence!