What's wrong with that?

Hey everydog out there, do you have this problem too? Sometime when I'm outside wandering around I will get a whiff of something that smells soooo good that I will plop my big fat self down right in the middle of it and just ooohhh-wallow in it- I just can't control myself- You all know what I'm talking about- It's great isn't it?

Well if it is so great then why do they always yell at us to,"Get out of that, you don't know what that is! You're nasty!" And then I get myself a big fat bath-

But it's ok to be snuggling like a good little dog in their lap when they let a big, fat, greasy fart! What do they do- They laugh and giggle thinking it's all kinds of funny-

That smells a heck of alot worse then what I rolled in- Well, actually it depends- Oh, uh never mind-

See ya, Missy

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