"Highlights" of my day...

My mom never seems to realize that when I'm awake, I must be the center of attention. So yesterday when she was working on the computer and ignoring me, I decided to take matters into my own paws, BOL.

When mom got up to grab a drink I helped myself to some office supplies. This one yellow thing smelled really good, so I took off to the living room for a little taste test. It tasted reaaallly good especially after I crunched through the outside and found the wet spongy stuff inside.

That was just about the time mom came in and flipped out. It seems I ate something called a highlighter and mom was not amused. I kinda got the yellow stuff on the carpting and pretty much all over my face and ears.

It mustn't have been all that bad since at one point mom took a look at my new yellow highlights and burst out laughing. It took three baths to get the yellow color out of my fur so for anyone thinking about snacking on office supplies, take my work for it, unless you're a fan of baths, it just isn't worth it.

What a Bummer!

So last night I came running in the kitchen when I heard my mom open the cabinet where MY cookies are kept.

I plopped my butt down and stared until mom laughed and said she felt laser beams on her back. But she said sorry, no food or treats since I hafta go see the vet tomorow. NO FOOD?! Doesn't she realize I'm a LAB??? That I must have food and especially cookies. Then she said I was going to get fixed tomorrow and I could eat later. Why do I have to be fixed? I'm not even broke!

So we got to the vet this morning and the first thing the lady does is weigh me....holy moley, I'm 85 pounds!!! Mom laughed and said she was going to buy me a saddle.

Now I have to go with the nice lady who's telling me what a cutie I am and mom said she'd pick me up later and I might even score some Frosty Paws tonight!!!

Uh Oh....Busted!!!

OK, so anyone who knows me knows how much I HATE my mom's vacuum cleaner. It's a big stupid noisy thing always rattling around my crate when I'm trying to nap.

Well today I came in the living room and there it was...all alone...my mom was doing laundry. So I decided it was about time to show it who's boss....ME!!! So I decided to settle in for a nice long chew and by the time my mom caught me in the act, I chewed the whole plug right off!!! BOL

Now my mom is reaaaalllly mad at me, telling me what a bad boy I am and how now that stupid vacuum won't work anymore. Doesn't she realize that was the whole point????

Anyway, now I'm trying to be my Labbie cutest, so I'm sitting on the couch next to her looking all sad. She keeps saying she's still mad at me but I'll wear her down. She can't resist this face for long! BOL