April 18th 2009 10:49 pm
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My mommy and the guy that takes up space on the couch came back recently from the Carribean. I got left at my auntie's house for two and a half weeks. Normally I wouldenjoy this but the human slaves played a dirty trick on me. They made me do this stupid thing called a diet. It was something absurd about my being fat or something. I love my auntie's house because my best friend Alois lives there and my other humans and doggy friends. This time though it sucked. My mommy said I couldn't have any treats and had to stay to a diet. I really hated it so I got mad and ambushed my friends. I hid in the laundry room and jumped out an bit them. I bit Corker bloody, which is pretty dangerous because he's the alpha dog and if he wasn't so startled he would have chewed me up. I got away with it that time but I don''t think I'll try again. I continuously screamed for more food and treats but didn't get any so I peed on the floor and then took a nasty dump on the front porch. Something good came out of that though. I got my special pants back and proudly worethem until I got mad and tore them off to pee on the floor. I'm very clever. After a while of throwing a tantrum I got happy again and was good the last couple of days before mom and the guy on the couch came back. I'm goodas gold now.