Corker's SemiPrivate Thoughts (If you tell, I'll eat you.)
July 24th 2009 10:18 pm
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My mommy had a wonderful little tree that had little tiny grape tomatoes on them. I used to have a great time grabbing a little snack while I went potty. She had Romas too but when I tried to pull them off the mean little plant bopped be in the head. Of course I couldn't let it get away with that so I attacked the bush and broke it. It won't hit me anymore. Well getting on with things, the most terrible thing happened. I went out to where my little tomato tree was and it wasn't there. I stood open mouthed for a moment and then started checking behind the tree or anywhere it could be hiding but I couldn't find it. My mommy did a nasty little thing and removed my snack tree. I used to love my run by fruitings but she said I tore up the bush and broke it and nothing grew anymore. I only had it leaning a little bit because the the little tomato on top was out of reach and I had to stand up. It was pretty poopy that mommy trashed my snack tree. Anyway, I'm going on a spa weekend to Granny's house to visit my friend Nacho, take over his house and loose the stress from my lack of tomato snacks.
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