DOGSTER DOG OF THE DAY Dec. 2, 2011!!

OMD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can HARDLY believe it!!!!! I'm DOGSTER DOG OF THE DAY!!!!!! I'm SOOOOOOOO excitied!!!! I could NOT believe my ears when Auntie Mary & Tuckie told me the WONDERFUL NEWS!!!!! I jumped ALL OVER the place!!!! WOW!!!!! I can't believe I got such a HIGH HONOR!!!!!! Out of ALL the dogs on DOGSTER, I GOT PICKED TODAY!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!

Thank you to ALL my pawsome FURiends for sending me such beautiful presents!!!! I could hardly believe my eyes!!! You all were so great to send me such lovely things!!!! Thank you SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!

This has been an exciting day for me. Momma hugged me and kissed me so much that I could HARDLY BREATHE!!!! I didn't mind, tho!!! She's just so proud of me!!!!

HEY!!!! Should I be issuing a DECREE or anything???? Since I'm KING OF THE DAY, I think I will!!!!!

AHEM!!!!!

As DOGSTER DOG OF THE DAY, I HEREBY DECREE that ALL FURS shall have extra hugs & kisses, extra treats, and extra nap time!!!! How's that for a DECREE???? Hope you ALL are treated like FURS OF THE DAY for the rest of your lives!!!!

HALLOWEEN

Well, it happened!!! My momma decided to celebrate Halloween and put a costume on me last nite. It was HORRIBLE!!! It was a tuxedo!!! I HATED IT!!! I would NOT move a muscle and just laid there!!! I showed HER!!! I just rolled my eyes and laid like a log!!! NO MORE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!!! I hated the tuxedo, but at least Momma didn't try to put that stupid PANDA outfit on me!!! I AM NOT A PANDA!!!! I AM A BICHON!!!! What's a guy to do?????

My momma did something NAWTY!!!!

Today my momma did something NAWTY!!!! I can't BELIEVE what she did!!!! I am IN SHOCK!!!! I am SOOOOO upset!!!!! I can't get over what she did!!!!! How could she do what she did??? I hope this doesn't happen to any of my FURiends!!!! They would't believe their eyes!!!! My momma NEVER should have done it!!!!

She picked up all my toys and put them away!!! How am I ever gonna find anything????

HAPPY NEW YEAR and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

It's New Year's Day AND my birthday. New Year's Day is special, but I think my birthday is MORE special!

Last night after midnight, Momma hugged me and kissed me and wished me a Happy New Year and a Happy Birthday! I gave her some hugs and kisses, too! I just LOVE New Years because it's my birthday, too!

I got so many presents from my pals! LOOK at my page!!!

I wanted to lounge in bed this morning, but the momma got me up even though I was NOT happy! When I gumbled a little, she got me out anyway. That's O.K. I wanted to see what mischief I could get into without getting in trouble. I think BIRTHDAY BOYS get one day to be mischievous without getting in trouble on their birthdays! It's like getting a "Get out of jail free" card for the day!

I have a lot to be thankful for. I have my brother, Murphy, my momma, my FURiends, my pillow, my blankies, my toys, and my house. That's a LOT!

Hmmmmm..... I think I'll destroy one of my Christmas toys now!

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!

I'M RUNNING AWAY!!!

I'm running away!!!! Today was the LAST STRAW!!!!!!

Let me start from the beginning. The momma looked soooo sweet and smiley. I never thought she had ulterior motives!!!!

I was laying on the floor, trying to take a little snooze, when the momma GRABBED me and whisked me into her arms!!! I knew she wasn't going to hug me because of the way she held me.

She walked briskly into the bathroom with me TRAPPED in her vice-like grip!!!! When we entered the bathroom, the plan was clear; Momma was going to give me a BATH!!!! I could hear the death knell!!! GULP!

Momma put me in the cold bathtub with running hot water. She drenched my head with the hand-held shower head. My little ears got sopping wet and drooped from the weight of the water. Before I knew it, my WHOLE BODY was wet - even my FLUFFY TAIL!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOT THE TAIL!!!!!!!!

Then I got this perfumy shampoo dumped on me. Scrub, scrub, scrub. Bubbles were EVERYWHERE!!!! I tried to lash out at the water and the bubbles, but I was no mathch for them. THEY WON!!!!

NEXT I was nearly drowned!!! OH, the INDIGNITY of it all!!! I was doused under the faucet and bombarded by the shower head. It was a useless struggle!!!!

The worst was yet to come. Just when I thought I was gaining my freedom and getting RELEASED from the prison that is known as the bathrub, my momma GRABBED me and threw me in some great big fluffy towels. FLUFF, FLUFF, FLUFF. She rubbed away to help get me dry.

THEN, the VERY WORST TORTURE OF ALL!!!! THE DREADED HAIRDRYER!!!! Whirrrrr, whirrrrr, whirrrrr. Momma dried and fluffed my hair. She made sure I was all dry.

After this HORRIBLE ordeal, I have decided to run away. I REFUSE to suffer the INDIGNITY of a bath, and REFUSE to be all perfumy and sweet smelling. THIS IS NOT MY IDEA of a GOOD EXPERIENCE!!!! NO MORE BATHS!!!! I'm packing my chewies NOW!!!

I'm a TUFF DAWG!!!!

Today I woke up and was soooo sweet to my momma. I hugged her and kissed her and was SOOOOOOOO SWEET!!!! She gave me lotsa hugs & kisses, too!!! I love my momma.

We had a normal morning, but I was feelin' SUPER STRONG!!!! I was walkin' around the house and lookin' for stuff to do when I heard somethin' outside. I listened real closely, and then I just KNEW I had to DEFEND OUR HOUSE FROM A KITTIE KAT!!!!

Momma opened the back door and I shot out like a cannon!!! I took a deep breath and got the kittie kat in my sight. I narrowed my eyes as I zoooomed towards the kittie. I HUFFED and PUFFED and made my chest REAL BIG to scare that kittie. I took the BIGGEST breath ever and I told that Kittie to GET OUT OF MY YARD!!!! I said, "THIS IS MY YARD AND YOU KITTIES GOTTA GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!!!!" I pounced and the kittie jumped up the fence and ran away. HMMMMFFFFFFF!!!! That will teach that kittie kat to come into my yard.

After I patrolled the rest of the yard to make sure there weren't any more kittie kats, I turned my tail and ran back to Momma. She was safe from that NAWTY KITTIE KAT - and so was I!!!! WHEW!!!!

I WAS TORTURED!

It has taken me a FULL DAY to be able to write about the torture I went through yesterday! I am SO TRAUMATIZED!

Momma got up real early and I wasn't too happy about it! She had to drag me off my fluffy pillow in the bed. I was too sleepy to even get up!

But the WORST was yet to come!

Momma put my collar on me and I knew something was up! We went in the car and before I knew it, I was at the GROOMER! OH! I was SO upset!

Momma left me there to be TORTURED! First, my groomer brushed me and I cried! It was just terrible! My BIG FLUFFY TAIl got brushed, and I should have kissed it goodbye, because the groomer TRIMMED it!

After the brushing, I nearly got DROWNED in the bathtub! YES! It's TRUE! I squirmed and wiggled and tried to escape, but I just couldn't get away! I WAS TRAPPED!

THEN came the hair dryer. I didn't like that at all and I tried to bite it! But I couldn't see the warm air to do anything about it! Hmmmm.... I wonder how that dryer works.

THEN there was more brushing. But there was more! The groomer took out the CLIPPERS & SCISSORS!!! Bzzzzzzz went the clippers, and I was SOOOOO scared!!! I wanted to bite the clippers, but the groomer was too fast with them!!!

After that ordeal, I got brushed and combed some more! THEN I got finished off with the scissors!!!! My beautiful fluffy tail was trimmed, and it just disappeared!!!! OH, the HUMILIATION!!!!

As if that weren't bad enough, when Momma came, the lady sprayed me with PERFUME!!! I'm a GUY, not a girl!!!!

I didn't like my tie, either, so I got it off as soon as I came home. I chewed it and bit it, but I'm going to completely destroy it today!

Well, I just had to write all about my day of TORTURE! It was HUMILIATING and AWFUL! I can't believe what happened to me! I have to look in the mirror to see the damage!

GASP!!! OH, MY!!!! WHAT A GOOD LOOKIN' CUTIE I SEE!!!

Hmmmmm...... Maybe the torture was worth it 'cuz I look so CUTE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

Happy New Year, Every Fluff!!! Hope this is a wonderful year for all of us!!!

Well, today is my birthday, and it's been ONE GREAT BIG CELEBRATION since Christmas!!! I got some treats today, so I had to sample them. They were yummy!!! Of course, my brother Murphy had to have some, too.

Last night after midnight when the New Year came in, Momma said, "HEY!!!! It's your BIRTHDAY today!!!" BOY!!! Did I get the hugs and kisses and cuddles and belly rubs and ear scratches!!!! I felt like a KING in my own castle!!!! Well, Murphy & I are CO-KINGS and Momma is our..... ummmmm..... well...... uhhhh..... Lady in Waiting.... YESSS!!! THAT'S IT!!!! We got her trained well!!!

I got lots of pretty presents on my page from lots of my furiends!!! Thank you, everyone!!!! That was soooo nice of you to remember me!!!!

This has been an exciting Christmas!!! I think I'll repeat it again next year!!! Maybe I'll get some lovely toilet tissue next year!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!

It's a day early, but I was just thinkin' about the many things I have to be thankful for. I am so blessed!

I have a momma who loves me more than I can say. She lets me sleep on her head and she never has been mean to me. She loves me unconditionally, even when I mess up and eat toilet paper! She pretends she's FURIOUS, but I know she's really NOT!

I'm thankful for the many dear friends I've made here on DOGSTER. I love you all, especially Tuckie, Bubu, Miss Dixie, Tiki, Gizmo, Q-Tip, Ellie Mae, Hallee, Precious, Clay, and dear Noah. There are so many more dear fluffs that I can't even name all of them now! You all are very special to me! I never thought I would get so close to all you dear hearts!

I'm thankful for Auntie Mary who has been a wonderful auntie to me and Murph. She works so hard and she gives so much. We love you, Auntie Mary.

Auntie Kaori has been a wonderful auntie, too. She is so sweet!

Thank you to all the lovely mommas out there who love us all so much.

I'm thankful Momma has a job this year. Even tho it's a dumb job and it doesn't pay much, it's a J-O-B and we can have more chewies and goodies because of it.

Furs and families, thank you for your friendship and love. We need more furs and people like you.

Most of all, thank you, God, for always being there for all of us! Thank you for Your Love that shines through all of our eyes. Like Momma says, we doggies are the closest things to heaven. A kiss from us is a kiss from an Angel.

So, I want to wish all you dear FURiends and furamilies a Very Happy New Year filled with love and blessings!

BUDDY
(MURPHY, TOO!)

IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!

OH, BOY!!!!!! It's ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!! Santa Paws is comin' to our house next week and I can HARDLY WAIT!!! I hope I've been good enough to get some goodies!!!!

Let's see....... I did a potty on a bedroom rug. (It was raining outside! You didn't expect me to get wet, did you???)

I REFUSD to go outside because it was rainin'. (I would get my feet ALL WET!!!! Can you blame me????)

I did TEEF to my momma. Hmmmmmm..... But I WAS frustrated!!!

I ate some toilet paper. IT WAS YUMMY!!!! But I shouldn't have left that mess on the floor for Momma to find, tho.

I hogged ALL the food so my brother Murphy had to beg for Momma to put some more food in the bowl.

I REFUSED to come when Momma called. I was BUSY doin' somethin' else!!!

I sat by the stove and BEGGED!!!! (I wanted some Momma food!!!)

I HOGGED the momma's pillow!!!! (It was SOFTER than my pillow!!!)

Well......... After thinking about how I've been, I sure hope YOU get a visit from Santa Paws!!!!