February 21st 2005 6:47 pm
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I think the mom has lost it, people. She's gone plumb basset crazy! First, it was Raymond Snootybritches coming to live with us. You'd think that would be good enough, wouldn't you? But NOOOOO, here she comes with this foster gal. Martina. She's a pretty good girl, though, I have to admit. She loves to run and play with me, and I had really missed that. Raymond is too snooty to play with anybody. Or so I thought...

We'd no more than gotten Martina the foster (HAHAHA) in here, than our local humane society (where I came from!) called the mom and said they had a basset for her. Well, my eyes almost popped out of my head! In she came with another one--a dark, tri-colored boy named Buford. Buford the Grouch. Buford gets nervous. When he gets nervous, he wants to snap at us. Raymond the Snoot taught him a lesson, though--he snapped at Raymond, and Raymond got into this big fight with Buford and tore Buford's ear up. Made the mom really mad at Raymond, who is her precious baby boy. I couldn't believe it!

But Buford is settling down and playing with Martina and me. So I guess he may be okay. But Raymond decided that HE was going to try to play with all of us! After all this time, I think the old stick may be trying to unwind a little. Hey, that's a scary thought...We get him back for all his snobby behavior, though--we can all run faster than he can! BWAHAHAHA, so he has to chase and chase us...

Well, I will update more later, nap time....most important thing, except for FOOD!