October 3rd 2011 12:30 pm
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Momma was on a conference call this afternoon
so I tried to be really accommodating and be quiet
so that I wouldn't disrupt her call...
so when some naughty dog
snuck into the bedroom
and went through the bedside table
and pulled out all the cough drops,
and other *ahem* bedside table paraphernalia
I could not bark
I could not make a sound
to alert my momma
about what this naughty dog was doing
cos I was trying to be a good girl!
And after the naughty dog made this mess,
the naughty dog left as quietly as it came.
And guess who got blamed?!
YEAH. Me! :o( So unfair!
Just cos I was trying to follow the first directive
and be a good, quiet girl during momma's conference call.
I can't believe I was being accused
of something so naughty like that...
I mean, especially not with my momma
in the house, right down the hallway, right?
RIGHT? :o) (Hee hee hee!)
September 16th 2011 2:34 am
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So yeah, the frozen lamb medallions
are a HUGE hit with my bellay! :o)
Now every time the peeps go
to the huge food box
I run over
just to make sure
they're not eating my lamb medallions!
I heard the peeps talking
about how they're gonna get
more kibble this weekend
so that means I've got another day
and at least three more meals
to fill up my bellay
with more lamby goodness!
September 15th 2011 5:07 am
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I think all the get well wishes
have made my momma better...
thank you all! :o)
Now instead of being deathly ill
she's just a little ill. ;o)
The thing of it is
when momma's sick
nothing gets done...
I was running low on food
and the day momma got sick
she was supposed to get some more food
on her way home from work
but since she never made it into work
I never got any more food!
But it's okay, pals
don't go calling the SPCA yet!
Today was the first day
I was truly out of food
so instead of my regular kibble
I got ...
wait for it ...
... frozen lamb medallions!!!
Momma usually saves those
for special occasions
but since I'm all outta food
I get to eat these tasty morsels!
Awwwwwww yeah! :o)
And I'll probably get more for dinner!
I need to run out of food more often.
I eat better than I normally do.
September 14th 2011 9:54 am
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Hey pals, I made a new video
cos I know y'all miss me soooo much! BOL! ;o)
I miss you guys bunches too!
Sorry that we have missed out
on woofdays, gotcha days,
and other cool events.
Momma's been working too hard
and has now made herself sick.
Some sort of stomach bug going around
and she's caught it.
I've been trying to snuggle up next to her
but with her fever and chills
I'm both banned and welcomed...
make up your mind, woman!
September 10th 2011 10:53 am
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Momma was in the middle
of clipping my nails today
and I pooted a force field of natural gas
to keep her away from my feetses.
Luckily for HER,
she was clipping the front paws
at the time of detonation.
It was still stanky
and we had to stop a bit
so she could get some fresh air.
Note to self:
save stanky pooters
for when momma is clipping
the BACK paws. ;o)
September 8th 2011 7:50 am
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I'm a diary pick today! :o)
Thanks for the pressies and sweet messages
but please save your zealies
especially in this economy! Hee hee!
I wish I could get my momma
to write more, but she's been busy at work!
I know, right? What's more important?!
ME or Work!? :P
But I guess work *does* allow her
to bring home the doggie biscuits
(which after a 12 hour cycle
gets planted out back in the yard!!)
But I'm glad summer is over!
The heat is gone, but I will miss
all the yard work I "helped" daddy with
over the summer.
The cooler weather is here
and I'm loving the briskness
of the evenings and early mornings.
Hope all my pals are doing well!
We miss ya lots, but will try
and check in more often!
August 29th 2011 5:41 pm
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Y'know what is a great way
to get a full body rub down
with gentle hands
and a slow touch?
By running through the brush
and getting bunches of stickers
and thorns on you...
momma spends days stroking my furs
trying to find every last one of those suckers!
It's heaven... mmmmmmmm! :o)
I just lay there
and let her have at it.
Take your time, woman!
There's more where those came from.
August 29th 2011 2:51 pm
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I got this really sweet message from a 'stranger' on FB - we play the same online game together. Her message totally made my peeps smile and warmed their hearts. :o) We hope it makes you go all mushy inside too! ;o) Here it is below:
Hi Ella! You're one of my GOT (Garden of Time) friends... In fact, you are the friend with the highest level so I see your AVI every time I log on to play the game. From the very beginning I've wanted to ask if your sweet doggie is a precious misunderstood American Pit Bull or PB Mix? I just wanted you to know that every time I see your AVI it makes me smile!
My daughter bought a baby APBT and brought her into our home against my previous wishes...solely due to what I believed about the breed from all the MEDIA Tactics to induce hysteria in order to gain viewers or readers. I did my best to discourage her into bringing the pup with her when she came home, but my daughter, who is 22, has a mind of her own and "Dang It" if that sweet precious pup didn't sneak right into my heart and grab a hold real tight when I least expected it! My daughter and her recently turned 1yr pup are living with us now and that "vicious" (NOT!!!) pit bull sleeps in our king size bed most nights snuggled up with our 3 yr. old black lab, our 15 yr old black cat and my dear hubby and me My daughter keeps insisting I close our BR door so she wont come in and will stay upstairs cuddled up with her, but I am so in love with dear Zahara that I'd miss her if she weren't snuggled up with us and a few of the other four legged members of our family! (lol) I've now joined with my daughter in exploring as many avenues as possible to get involved with helping to protect this terribly misunderstood breed from the bans and laws popping up discriminating against them. I just wanted to share our story with you because I knew that if you were, indeed, the owner of a Bully breed you would completely understand my unexpected love affair with these wonderful dogs and why I would want to try and help change the public's opinion of them! And for some strange reason, every time my daughter or I meet or discover someone else who owns a Bully breed dog, we feel as if ALL OF US are a part of the same BIG Family! ;p
August 16th 2011 4:21 am
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I'm *a* diary pick today! :o)
Now save your rosettes and prezzies...
cos I've got a question for all y'all:
Molly Morris has inspired me to ask:
where is the most embarrassing place
(to your peeps utter dismay and horror)
you've executed a class two download!
Tell me below in the comments! :o)
August 11th 2011 7:56 pm
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Yep, my very own boyfriend
whose butt I have never, ever sniffed
... YET! :o)
Momma's coworker was telling her
about her doggie Newman
and how much he was like me
in terms of size and temperament.
Momma eagerly volunteered to dogsit Newman
if his peeps ever had to go out of town
cos they didn't want to leave him in a kennel.
Yes yes yes!!! I hope I get to meet him soon. :o)