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It was my pretend woofday

January 6th 2013 2:06 pm
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Thank you to all my sweet dogster pals
for sending me prezzies and birthday wishes!
I am SIX now. That is OLD! :o)
I've been chillin' with the peeps
watching the wildcard playoff games.
Hope all your weekends are just as relaxing! ;o)


Two more pawesome cards!

December 5th 2012 7:54 am
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Ha ha ha! The peeps are so sads...
I got two more pawesome xmas cards
one from Doo & Austin and one from Petey!
Okay, yes, the cards were addressed to the peeps too
but we all know, they're really meant for me.


First Christmas card of 2012!

December 2nd 2012 12:44 pm
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Thank you to Coco Rose & Puffy for the pawesome Christmas card!!! *mwah* *mwah* You guys are the best!


Playing Possum

December 2nd 2012 12:41 pm
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I got into a tussle with a possum the other night.
Daddy let me out the back door to pee
and it was dark, so daddy couldn't see what was going on
but he heard a lot of scufflin'
and by the time he went back in
and turned on the lights for the back porch
I was standing there
over a very still possum.
He was a big'un too!! Cat-sized!

The peeps got me inside and checked me over
to make sure I didn't get hurt,
and I was just fine, although a little shaken up
cos you know when possums play dead?
They kinda release a stank
and it smelled like death + poop.

BOL! Daddy ended up with it all over his hands
cos he was the one checking me over.
After much scrubbing (both me and daddy)
we were back to smelling un-death+poop-like.

After a couple of hours, the peeps checked
and the possum had already moved on.
Thank goodness! They were not looking forward
to moving the body if it was truly deceased.


Naughty Dawg

November 21st 2012 6:07 am
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Yep, that's me...
I was HOT on the scent trail of a deer
and I ran out into the road
and almost gave daddy a heart attack!
Daddy was so mad at me
but we've made up.
I told him that I was sowwy. :o(


The Bellay Knows

November 3rd 2012 8:18 am
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Tonight we have to roll back our clocks
because of some "daylight saving" hoo-hah.
They might as well call it
"kibble starving" time.

Cos it's really means:
starve-your-pupper-to-death-cos-they-have-to-wait-an -extra-hour-to-eat time.

Thanks a LOT, George Vernon Hudson.
Not cool, man. Not cool.


I do like nursery rhymes

November 2nd 2012 5:09 pm
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Me and J were at the office the other day
and he was reciting some sort of nursery rhyme to me.

So I listened while he recited his rhyme.
I listened really closely to what he had to say.
I tilted my head one way
then I tiled my head the other way
and then I tilted my head again.
And when J was done with his rhyme
I straightened my big ol' noggin,
looked at him really closely
right in his face.


I don't like cry babies

November 1st 2012 6:30 am
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I go to work with daddy every day
('cept Fridays - that's my day off)
and sometimes, the little terror is there
(that's the serial killer nephew)
but he is much better now
(after some family drama)
so he's not so much as a serial killer
and he's grown up a bit more.

For two days now,
(let's call him J)
J has had some sort of hissy fit at work.
Both times he was caterwaulin' so bad
the sounds comin' from his mouth
did not sound human.

So I went up to investigate
this horrible, horrible sound
and when I saw that it was J making that nose
I started barking at him.

BarK BARK Barrrrrk!!!

Did it stop him, you ask?
No... daddy said it made J even more upset.
But I was just trying to make it stop
cos all that noise was really unnecessary
and it hurt my poor earses
and everyone else's earses too, I bet.

You're welcome.


*tap* *tap* *tap*

June 2nd 2012 7:53 am
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*feedback screech*

Oh, um, hi! Is this thing on?

*looks around*

So a rabbi, a priest, and a nun
walk into a bar...

ha ha! Just kidding!
Is there even a punchline to that joke?!

So pals, guess what?
The only way I could get my momma
sidelined enough to dictate my diary
was for her gallbladder to s'plode.

Okay okay, so it didn't actually s'plode
but it was very, very sick.
But it's out now
AND she's feeling much better.
AND she gets to stay home
and recover until next Wednesday!

So not only have I been able
to chill at home with momma,
but I've been available to help her eat her foodz too.

I must sniff and approve
everything that goes in her bellay.
And by "approve", I mean "taste".
I'm helpful that way.


It's my day in which I got GOTS!

February 2nd 2012 10:43 am
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Today is my gotcha day! :o)
Thank you to all my pals
for helping me celebrate it!
I wonder what I will have for dinner tonight?
My tummy's all a-grumble thinking about it!

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