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Riddle me THIS!!!?

June 26th 2013 5:28 am
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OMD, pals... I got an anonymous bone today!!!
An anonybone from bononymous!
And it contained a riddle!
I love riddles
(I'm not any good at them)
but I love riddles!!!
Here's what it says:

We have 16 dog paws.
Allow 4 Garage kitteh paws.
All have mossy paws.
Who are we?"

My big noggin hurts...
I needs me some helps!
Which dogster fambly
has four doggies?
And four garages?
Or is that four kitteh paws?
Or is that four paws, one kitteh?!
And what are mossy paws?
Are they green?
Like I said... my big noggin hurtses!


Chicken Paws

May 29th 2013 6:29 pm
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Such clever marketing...
cos momma would NEVER pick up
a package of raw chicken FEETSES...
that would just be too yucky!

But chicken paws?!
That *almost* sounds cute.
Cute enough to buy...
but not TOO cute NOT to eat!
So there are some chicken paws
dancing around in mah bellay.
And mah bellay is so very happy. :o)


Your morning wake up call

May 18th 2013 9:08 am
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The peeps and I headed out
to the mountains this weekend.
The peeps are chillin'
and I'm chasing deer, fox, and squirrel.
The peeps are sleeping in
but I am remaining on schedule.
How to wake the peeps up
so that they stay on my breakfast schedule?
Release lots of stanky pooters
until they are forced to vacate the bed
and make me breakfast. :o)


Good News, possibly BETTER news?!

May 14th 2013 11:06 am
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So I went to see Dr. Kreeger today
and he said that my coocher infection
is all gone - I'm all better!

Bad/Better news
(the peeps say bad, I think it's better!)
is that I have to stay on the antibiotics
cos of the puncture wound in my ear
from my nasty kitteh run-in
a few days ago...

So two more weeks of antibiotics
just to make sure everything is good
and that my ear heals nicely.

of raising H - E - double hockey sticks!
I'm gonna find me a mole
and eat him...
then maybe chase a deer,
and get kicked in the face.
There is always the skunk route,
but antibiotics won't necessarily
protect me from the stench.
Oh oh oh! I could find me some
possum roadkill
and nosh on that.
Oh, the possibilities!!!


Bucket List

May 12th 2013 2:49 pm
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Well, pals...
my antibiotics are winding down
and I'm going back to see
Dr. Kreeger on Tuesday
for a followup.

But, it's been pretty awesome!
cos I've got to knock some stuff
off my bucket list
whilst on antibiotics!

I got to eat a dead bird
and get scratched in da face
by a mean ol' kitteh
who didn't want me motorboatin'
his big ol' bellay.

The peeps found a puncture in my ear
that went clear through
from my kitteh incident
but it's already scabbed up
and healed over.
Mean ol' kitteh!!!

What else can I do/eat
while I'm under the "protection"
of these antibiotics?

Two more days!
Two more days!
And then I gotta try and behave. :o)



May 11th 2013 3:39 pm
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Today, I motorboat'd a kitteh
The kitteh was just laying on our lawn
so I ran outside
and stuck my snooter
right in it's bellay
and started motorboatin' away.

Kitteh did not like
that I was snufflerizin' his bellay
so he gave me lots of scratches...
snooter, cheeks, and whiskers.


I can't help myself. :o(


*gurgle* *gwark* *gurgle*

May 8th 2013 7:26 am
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Those were the sounds
my tummeh was making
in the aftermath
of my dead bird meal.

no stanky pooters.
Not to say that there weren't ANY pooters,
but they just weren't stanky.

In fact, mah butt went
*peep* *peep* *peep*
kinda like a birdie!


Today I ates a baby birdie

May 7th 2013 2:52 pm
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But it was already dead
so it's not like I killeded it or anything...
in fact, consider it picking up the litter
that was on the driveway at work.

It's a good thing
I'm still on all those antibiotics.


Coocher Infection!

May 1st 2013 7:05 am
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So all that pee pee catching was for a good reason,
y'all are so smart!
I did end up going to the vet
and he even used the pee momma collected.
Dr. Kreeger said I have a very mild case
of urinary tract infection.

He weighed me (I gained two lbs! I'm a solid 48 now),
poked me in the bum with a thermometer,
and then gave me a shot
of amoxicillin right in the hind quarters.

I've got some more pills to take
and I'll go back and see Dr. Kreeger in two weeks.

But but but...
I'm feeling much better already, pals!
I really don't need to go back!
Srsly, nooo... I don't need any more plastic lids
shoved up underneath me while I pee
or any more bum holey-o checks.


Whut the WOOF?

April 29th 2013 9:16 pm
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I knew sumthin was up
when momma followed me out to pee.
Usually I am solitary in my business.
In fact, I am so particular about it
I go hide out in the long wheat
so no one can see me execute a class two download.
But momma followed me out to pee
so sumthin was up.

As I squatted down
she stuck a plastic lid
under my coocher.
WHUT the woof?!

I jumped up and quickly ran to another spot
and again,
I got another plastic lid
shoved up under my coocher.
Lady, pleeease...
give me some privacy, will ya?!

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