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Accident Report

January 24th 2008 11:01 pm
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What: No Accidents! Yee-haw!
Where: N/A

What: Pee (and lots of it)
Where: Kitchen

What: No Accidents! W00t!
Where: N/A



January 24th 2008 6:05 am
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Thank y'all for your comments and for keeping your paws crossed for me... I haven't heard any "official" news, but I am 99.9% sure I am gonna sit my butt down and stay with these peeps.

We have a vet appointment next week and *hopefully* they can get everything signed and sealed by the end of next week.

Until then, I am creating as much sweet havoc as possible. :o) Why?

I think the better question is: why not?


Kitteh Makes Pee

January 23rd 2008 11:13 pm
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The kitteh and I faced off again tonight out on the lawn. That saucy kitteh... flicking his tail at me. He likes me chasing him. He really does. Brat. I had just gotten back from my walk / torture session with the gentle leader headcollar, when I saw him.

So I got so excited at seeing and chasing kitteh, I forgot to pee when we got home. I'd like to think that I was saving all this pee so I could fulfill my promise of peeing on the cat. But, in all honesty, I just got so worked up at seeing / chasing the kitteh, it totally slipped my mind that I should've pee'd while outside. PLUS you gotta take into consideration all the hard work and concentration I had to put into my training / walking session.

So, once I got inside, I *really* needed to pee - so I went.

Luckily it was on the kitchen floor (I'm still limited to my areas for exploration). Momma didn't even mind cleaning that mess up. She said the floor needed a good cleaning anyway.

One day, kitteh... one day.



January 23rd 2008 10:52 pm
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My peeps plan to enroll me in some sort of behavioral training class. I don't know why. I'm a perfect angel!

Until then, we had a working session at the park tonight. I got school'd in walking on a leash. How? By the most dog-awful contraption man has ever invented: the gentle leader. It was horrible!! I couldn't jump! I couldn't sniff! I couldn't run! I couldn't pull momma's arm outta her socket! Where's the fun in THIS?!

And the darn thing wouldn't come off. Believe me, I tried. Paw'd at it. Roll'd around on the ground with it. Rub'd it up against any pair of legs I could find. Gah!!

I'm gonna find that halter and bite it in two. *gnarrrr*



January 23rd 2008 9:54 pm
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Yep. That's me. It takes my momma 20 minutes to walk from the car to her office with me on a leash. Normally, it takes her less than a minute!

What is a leash?? I dunno. But it *tries* to stop me from sniffing, greeting, and chasing stuff. It gives me a good workout. It gives my momma a good workout too... she said she's pooped by the time we get into the office.

I know! What is her problem, right?


Kitteh, Bum Pokin's, and Baths

January 22nd 2008 9:04 pm
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Today, I got to meet the kitteh. We met outside on neutral territory. We sniffed. I chased. He hissed. I may have tried to hump him (but the holly bushes obscured the view). He ran. I chased some more. It was fun. I tried to pee on him, but he was just too fast - that little bugger. Don't worry though - I will not disappoint the polling public. I will get him... soon.

I also went to the vet today. I got poked and prodded in the most intrusive manner imaginable. How rood! They made up for their rudeness by petting me and calling me cute. I can dig dat. I gots an A+ on my report card too! W00t! Yes, I know I rawk, Dr. Kreeger. I hafta go back next week to get my chest & intestinal x-ray, and I'm gonna get my teeth cleaned too. Luckily for *them*, I'll be knocked out while they do all this cos if I were awake, I would *so* throw a puppy princess-sized hissy fit.

Dr. Kreeger also gave us some of this new shampoo (with essential fatty acids - oOoOooo!) to use cos evidently my coat and skin are dry. My momma gets to give me a bath EVERY week. WOo! It's her dream come true. Seriously. It is. Luckily for her, I don't mind baths. Yet. We'll see.


Could it be...?

January 22nd 2008 6:20 am
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... a pee pee free day?!

OMG! Yes!
No accidents yesterday!
WOo hoO!!!

I am so proud of me.
I rawk.


Accident Report

January 21st 2008 3:26 pm
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What: Pee (small one)
Where: Sunroom

What: No Accidents (YES!)
Where: N/A


Mack Truck

January 21st 2008 11:36 am
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Where my predecessor was dainty and petite, I am built like a mack truck and currently weigh 39 lbs. That's a whole whoppin' +2.5 lbs from ten days ago! I hope all that weight isn't going to my head! Squeee! Hopefully it's distributing itself evenly throughout the rest of my body so it'll balance out my big head.


I've Gots Free Pee?!

January 20th 2008 5:27 pm
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Evidently I am smarter than the microwave timer. It can't tell me when to go! *I* tell it when I need to go. So with 25 minutes left on the timer, daddy no where in sight, momma napping on the couch - I squatted down in the sunroom and let 'er rip (don't worry, it was just a little pee).

Doesn't Pee Free Day mean I am free to pee any time and any place I want? No? Oh. :o( Well, I didn't get the memo, mmm'kay?

So, what have we learned? Where do we go from here? Back to the basics. Wake up? Pee. Finish playing? Pee. Finish eating? Pee. Going to the vet? Pee. Er... I mean. We're really *are* going to the vet on Tuesday. We'll ask the doc if there are any physical ailments (ie. UTI) that may be causing all this peeing.

Where I once had free reign of the sunroom, livingroom, and kitchen, my space has been shrunk back to only the kitchen area. Boo hoo. :o( Momma is such a badass.

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