One 'Elluva Dog

I am the Ella-stein monstah

November 8th 2013 12:39 pm
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Well, you know how I told you
how I was hoping I wouldn't have to
go back to the vet?

Well two days after my stitches
I popped a couple of 'em out
(I don't know... don't look at me...
one second they were all intact,
the next, there were some stitches
laying on the ground...)
so I had to go back to see Dr. Kreeger.

This time... OMD...
(this is not for the faint of heart)
this time, Dr. Kreeger stapled me up
with STAPLES. METAL staples!!!
It's all very Frankenstein monsterish.

AND I have to wear the cone of shame.
ALL the TIME! It's sad, puppers!
The peeps take pics of me and post them on FB.
I don't think my moment of shame and misery
should be shared with the entire world to see!

Yeah, yeah, so I still get chicken meatses
to wrap around the pills I hafta take
and I'm given some kibble, as a chaser for the pills
but I am sick of being sick, pals!

I wanna run and jump and play and growl
and stomp and bash and stuffs.
I can't do that with this dang cone on my head!
I've gotten better an maneuvering with it though...

Day 1 was the worst... I couldn't walk a straight line,
bashed into doorways, walls, and peeps legs.

Day 2 was better... I could work my way through doorways
and hallways, but still rammed the peeps in the legs

Day 3 was even better... I could run and jump on the bed,
I could grab a gone and chew on it,
albeit not very well, but I managed.
Peeps' still getting physically abused by my conehead.

Okay, so I just like bashing the peeps
in the legs with my cone. It's so fun to hear them yelp!

 
Barked by: Margo (Dogster Member)

November 8th 2013 at 2:33 pm

Staples--Yikes!!!! Hope you are feeling better and enjoy bruising the peeps knees!! :)
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

November 8th 2013 at 3:07 pm

Ella...calmmmmmmmmmm !!!

Injure the humans and they wont be able to feed you !
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

November 8th 2013 at 8:52 pm

Wearing dat cone of shame are no fun.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

November 8th 2013 at 9:06 pm

Cone of shame???

Been dere, done dat....


No fun, no fun at all.....

Sendin' healin' thoughts and hugs....
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

November 9th 2013 at 8:17 am

Continued healing thoughts coming your way, Ella!
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

November 9th 2013 at 8:31 am

Thank you for the kind thoughts, pals... :o) Y'all da bestest pals evah!
Barked by: ♥Sophie Claire CGC (Dogster Member)

November 9th 2013 at 8:57 am

I hadda wear the dang COS too Ella but then mom got me an inflatable one and at least I didn't look like Stevie Wonder when he bobs his head!
Barked by: Wendy G

November 9th 2013 at 2:26 pm

YIKES! Dere r nod much dat r werser dan Da Cone ob Shame™. I hope yu heal weal fast, Ella!

 

Ella


 

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