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September 13th 2013 6:25 am
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Hey pals! I found a new way to get fed 3x and more a day!
What is this secret method to eating more, you ask???

Well, first... you hafta get really, really sick.
Like urka gurka, poop in the backseat of the car kinda sick.
I know, I know! Not fun!

Then, you hafta take a trip to the vet...
where they poke you, prod you, take your blood, and xray you.
Again, not fun, I know!!

BUT... (here comes the good part)
THEN, your peeps come and get you
and they bring home cases and cases
of (prescription) CANNED DOG FOOD!!!

AND they are told that you are to be fed
THREE, yes, THREE times a day, one can of food each time.

OMD, pals... wet dog food?!
What kind of travesty is this
that I had never had the touch
of wet dog food
on my tongue before this?!

So I got to eat.
And eat.
And eat some more!
I was forced (ha ha) to eat
24 cans of wet dog food.
Such torture! BOL!!!

And eating!!! THREE times a day?!
I like being fed pretty much ALL the time.

I'm down to my last three cans of food
which makes me all kinds of sads...
cos no longer will I be fed three times a day
I won't even be fed any more yummy wet food.
I'll be back to my dry kibble
with pumpkin
and yogurt
and sometimes chicken breast.

*dramatic sigh* I guess I'll live. ;o)

Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2013 at 6:29 am

Not that I want you to get sick again sweet girl, but the canned food sounds pawsome and I hope you can figure out a way to get that special treat a little longer!
Barked by: Diablo Davis (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2013 at 7:17 am

Sorry you were sick! But way to score on the foods!
Barked by: Maruko (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2013 at 8:12 am

Get fed three time a day with yummy wet food?
Wow... I wish you don't get sick, but if you really have to, look at the super bright side! The can food is pretty yummy. BOL.
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2013 at 10:06 am

Your prescription food must have been a much better one than mine because mine was terrible and I refused to eat it - BLAH!!!

I hope your tummy is much better.
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2013 at 10:08 am

we get canned food sometimes and I know just what you mean--the BEST!!!

We hope that you're feeling better.

Savior those last three cans.
Barked by: ♥Sophie Claire CGC (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2013 at 7:12 pm

Sorry you were sick Miss Ella but canned dog food 3 times a day? Well mom puts a dollop of canned food on our kibble at night time. Maybe your pawrents could do that!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2013 at 8:31 pm

Sounds yummy, but I sure hope your tummy feels better.

Barked by: Tripod (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2013 at 2:01 am

Three meals.. WOW..but no good having the sore tummy, but glad you are feeling better...
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2013 at 11:27 am

3 meals a day? Wow, that sounds great. Whacha think Mum, huh? No 2 is enough.
We hope you feel better soon.




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