February 19th 2008 10:48 am
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My mom said that the long and luxurious locks of hair of mine were getting in the way. Every time I would eat, there would be food stuck to my ears. And my beautiful tail was beautiful too, just like a fountain. Well she sure put an end to that. I’ll admit, I do like to rebel once in a while and my hair is an expression of my individuality. I mean, how cool is it too be able to feel it blow in the wind. I couldn’t make mom understand how “in” my hair was. She just said something about not succumbing to “pup pressure” and that it is harder to see my sweet face with all the hair.
Well, she decided to cut it herself since I don’t like strangers. But I think I could have swallowed my pride if someone who actually knew what they were doing was cutting my hair. I was hoping for something a bit more stylish and polished. Mom just wanted to trim me up a bit. And it’s not completely even! I’m so embarrassed! What will my friend’s think?
I don’t look my age now!!! I look like a year old pup! I don’t know how I’m going to pass for my ripe ol’ age of 7, I’ll have to show my dog license to gain entry into any canine club.
Mom says I look cute but wishes she could have done a better job. I guess I can’t be too upset, considering it was her first time. If only she would let me return the favor, I think she would look good sporting a poodle poof! (Mom interrupts to tell me she sported something close to that when she was growing up in the 80’s and she doesn’t want to go back to that nightmare.) Hmmm, will have to think of a different style for mom……maybe I’ll surprise her when she’s sleeping. Just gotta figure out how to do the scissors without thumbs.