mom said GO GREEN BANJO GO GREEN

Ok so I think mom has lost her mind first she gave my brother Red a mohawk yes a mohawk can you beleive her, then she said that we were going green but what she really meant was I was going green yes green. She bathed me dried me cut my hair short and left me with pom poms yes pom poms I looked at her like mom I am a boy not a fufu girl I like to be dirty and roll in the dirt run and slide on the grass, I tried to tell her that I can make myself greenand that she didn't need to help me but she insisted that she had to help. So after I am all clean and ready to run and roll in the dirt she starts putting green stuff on my pom poms not like pom poms werent bad enough. So I think she has lost her mind. She even made me have my pictures taken so she could balckmail me. BOL
Banjo the green dog