May 12th 2008 11:13 am
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Dearest readers,
I am writing to you once again from my under-bed lair. My stash of rawhide bits is dwindling rapidly.
Why? you ask. Why El Bandito when you are the bestest bone stealer in the whole widest world? It is because... of HER. Elizabeth Anne ...my nemesis, my arch enemy, my... sister.
She thinks she's so smart. And well, kind of is. She has now taken to hiding her bones on the window ledge! I saw her. She had one primed for the taking, nice and soft ends, perfect! As I began to sneak closer in for my snag she grabbed it and put it on the window sill.
Curses! I cannot reach there! Stupid tall windows. Why can't the ledge be 4 inches off the ground? Never fear dear reader, I will find a way to prevail. I scout my opportunities to reach that ledge regularly.
I cannot reach it from Mommy's bicycle, nor can I reach it from the recliner. But I will find a way...oh yes, I will find a way.
I must now nap and restore my energy.
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