Tales from the Bark Side

I don't have butt cancer!!


March 21st 2008 7:15 am
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Okay, so I'm really, really sick of these staples that Dr. Roland put in my rear end last week. But the good news is that I don't have cancer! Apparently that thing that was back there they cut out wasn't all that big a deal. Mommy said it was "be-nine".

I told her I "Be Seven". Ha ha ha. Okay, so that was lame. Anyway. It still sucks that I'm crated during the day. Mom says until I quit draggin' my hind end around the house I have to stay in there. I just looked at her and thought, "you have no idea how itchy a shaved bum with staples IS!"

Anyway, off for a nap.

 


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