Tales from the Bark Side

Another message from El Bandito


January 31st 2008 2:38 pm
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I write to you dear readers from my under-bed lair surrounded by my cherished booty of stolen bones and my buddy bear and piggy piggy. I write to share devastating news. The woman called Mommy thwarted my stealthy attempts to remove a slice of aromatic pizza from her plate and spanked me.

ME! She dared raise her hand to thump me on the head and then had the gall to take the pizza away from El Bandito. I was stunned. Does she not know that it is my hallmark, to steal the deliciousness that others are trying to consume? grrrr

So I lay here, frustrated by the deliciously fragrant aroma of pizza still wafting through my memory while I'm surrounded by mere dog bones.

 


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