Tales from the Bark Side

Awe... wait for it.... some

Yesterday was awesome. I got the house all to myself for a whole hour. Then, when Mommy got back with Lizzie I got to go for a walk! Just me and Mom. I like these walks the best because Daddy doesn't like it when I stop and sniff and poop.

But man, if you're on a walk you just gotta check stuff out. Our neighbors, the big long horn cows, are back in the pasture near our trail. I met a new one, but he didn't want to talk. I think he was afraid of me because of all my buffness. Mommy said I was a good boy because I didn't bark at him at all.

Mommy got a little peeved at me because I had to "go" so much on the walk she ran out of poopie bags. I don't know why she keeps picking it up. I think that's kinda nasty, but she always wants to throw it away. I'm just doing my part to fertilize the mitigation areas we walk around. Why doesn't she get it?

There were some kiddos at the playgrounds we walked by, which was cool. They thought I was "so cute" so I let them get a little Samson lovin' and let them pet me. By the time we made it home I was TIRED. I crashed and burned man, must have been out for a while because when I woke up it was dark outside and Mommy and Daddy were watching TV.