Tales from the Bark Side

Who Dat?

OK so Mommy called me a grumpy gus yesterday. Whatever. There is a new dog a few yards away and I have to let him know I'm the big barker on this block. A dog's got a rep to protect you know?

Sister Liz was all spaztic when she got back from her walk with Daddy. I sure wish I could go on long walkies with them but she always nips at me and they never let me stop to sniff all the fences. They're such "Power Walkers". They don't understand the beauty of my bark and trot technique. You gotta let the world know you're out and about right?

Anyway, I pouted a little so Mommy would give me treats. And of course, she did. Oh, and I went and hid Lizzie's bone from earlier under the bed. hehehehe. Then Mommy & I snuggled up and I tried to take a nap while Mommy read her book, but of course, I am the little man of the house so I had to check all the doors every 10 minutes or so and growl at them until Daddy got back home.

Okay, time to go take a nap.