Heya, I'm Archie!

It was brilliant

The Daddy was doing stuff in the front garden and left the door open and Merlin said to me " lets go play the run fast game and see if we can catch the ducks".

I really was great . Me and Merlin went out and played the run fast game and we went to the nature reserve to see if we could catch the ducks. Pixie being a lardy arse stayd at home and done that thing silly girls do. You know the stuff I mean. She stayed and missed the great game and she prolly got sweeties but it was great. Merlin and me were proper Crazy Combat Corgis. We runned dead fast and everything.

Saffy our skin sister and The Daddy played too. Honestly it was so brilliant. The Daddy was running and barking and Saffy was running and barking. Oh we had good fun playing the run fast game.

The Daddy got me and put me on his shoulder and he growled a bit at me. I don't know why he was growling at me. Then Saffy and The Daddy (I was on his shoulder) managed to get Merlin so he couldn't play the run fast game anymore. Saffy was growling and so was The Daddy. I really don't know why they were growling. I mean they had won the run fast game.

When we got home Pixie was livid . I'm so glad I don't have to share the Crazy Combat Corgi Head Quarters with her. I'm not really a Corgi but I have the collar and tags now so I'm an Honorary one and I have my own Cav Cave. I think I need to get my ears and nose pointy or something before I'm a real corgi.

Mummy wasn't happy when she found out.

I hope me and Merlin can go play the catch the ducks game soon.