February 14th 2008 6:47 pm
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Merlin was very very naughty. He took Archie out for a walk and an adventure without a skin sister or The Daddy or Mummy.
The Daddy was sorting the bins out and left the door open a tiny wee bit. Merlin nosed it opened and took Archie out on a walk and an adventure down the nature reserve. I didn't go 'cos I am practically perfect and know I am only allowed out of the front garden if I have a skin sister or The Daddy or Mummy with me.
I went to The Daddy to tell him that Merlin and Archie had went out the drive and The Daddy told me I was gorgeous. Then he started to bark at my skin sisters loudly and they all came out with our leashes. I thought I was going to go walkies ... but no. I was taken in the house and put in The Pixie Palace and THEY LOCKED THE DOOR.
The Daddy was very scarey, but that was nothing compared to Mummy when she found out. The Daddy was scared of Mummy. Mummy was furious I had been made go in The Pixie Palace and had the door barred and locked 'cos of those two silly boys. Now when anyone has to go out the front door and leave it open a tiny bit Merlin (gormless Boy)and I are put in the Pixie Palace ,and the thing is .. I have to SHARE my Palace with that muppet Merlin but Archie (idiot Mute)has his own room.
Honestly boys are so silly.
January 5th 2008 6:29 pm
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I'm Pixie and my skinsister Cora Linn often says I'm a little madam. I love to curl up next to anyone who's sleeping. I think I sleep for twenty hours a day! Especially when my skinsisters are at school. I'm not sure who's bed I like best, my Mummy's or Cora Linn's... Probably my Mummy's!
I am perfect. Really I am. And extremely photogenic. Beautiful.
I am top dog in this pack. One look and I can get whatever I want, no matter what it is. But if no one's looking at me I'm quick to remind them with s little bark that I, the Perfect Pixie Princess, have allowed them to grace my pressence.
My skinsister Cora Linn took my into the City last week. It was so much fun! Everyone was saying how cute I was with my lavender Pixie Wings and so many people made a fuss of me on the bus. I really do love being perfect...
I'd like to go back into Newcastle so that everyone can see me again and tell me how wonderful I am.
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