June 17th 2008 4:57 am
So, I figured out how ta get ta sleep wif mommy an daddy. It iz berry eazy, I don't know why I didn't fink ub it sooner!
Ya jest gotta bark at nite! Yep, dat iz it. You do not eben gotta bark lots, jest enuf so da mommy an daddy hear you. Den dey gets up an letz you outta yore bed and letz you sleep wif dem.
After a couple ub nites, dey don't eben put you in yore own bed anymore, dey jest let you go rite in dere room wif dem. Cept, once dis happens, you gotta STOP BARKIN!!! If you keeps barkin in der room, den you will jest getted yelled at an maybe putted back in yore bed.
Sleepin wif da hoomans iz pretty awesum. Dey gotted blanketz. I lub da blanketz! I go in da bed an wiggle under da blankets. Den I go to da bottom ub da bed an sleep. I gotted dis trick from Zoe. She doez da same fing when she sleeps wif da hoomans. She doez not get to berry offen, cuz she likes ta play at nite an dat keeps da fambly awake.
Oh, yeah, I still miss Mister Ray, but now I gotz Mister Fish. He iz a lot like Mister Ray. He iz big an squishy an he gotz a squeeker dat goez HONK HONK. He iz not quite da same doh, nuffin will ever replace Mister Ray, but Mister Fish iz close.
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