December 26, 2007

We wish you a furry Christmas............AND A YAAAAAAPPY NEW YEAR! BARK BARK BAROO! Bones, Bones, Bones, and more Bones.... What more could a pup ask for? OOOH - I got a special treat last night too - ALPO! Rachel saves that as a treat for us on special occasions. With good reason... her house smelled of digesting ALPO for the majority of the night. We love it but it does us like chili does Rachel's brother. BOL! I got in trouble though last night. The kitties got a toy and I wanted to play too. Unfortunately, my "play growl" sounded an awful lot like my "IT'S ALL MINE!" growl and Rachel didn't like that. I've got to keep my nice grrs when I'm in the house. I just get so excited and don't think about stuff like that. Oh well! I'm hoping I'll get to go outside today. I know Rachel hates cleaning my feet and it's been raining cats for the past few days.... BUT I MUST HAVE DE DIRT! Well - I'm tapped out! Later Dude!

-Monte

December 14, 2007

I tried to do this yesterday but Constance hogged the computer. I found out something yesterday! Rachel is getting a Christmas Tree this weekend. I LOVE CHRISTMAS TREES! I was really good last year. I didn't pee on it. I'm going to be really good this year too because I have a stocking. I don't want cat treats for Christmas. I'm really hoping for some rawhides and a new ball. I really want an ID tag too just in case. I try to get out and run sometimes and if I get lost, I want someone to be able to help me get home. We'll see what Rachel puts in it. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SANTA... what if he's late???? I hope Constance doesn't scare him off. She doesn't really like men that much. Well, I think Rachel is trying to get ready for work and I like getting in her way when she's running around. Brand new day! LOTS of stuff to do! Later, dude!

-Monte

November 26, 2007

I can't wait for tomorrow! I don't know what is going to happen but anything has got to be more exciting than today! It has rained almost all day. Rachel went back to work and I've been cooped up - BORED STUPID! She let me outside for a little while today but that has a downside. Before I come in, she puts my feets in a bowl of water to wash them. I can't help it. I like to dig and the muddier the dirt the better. I guess it's worth the sacrifice. She gave me a haircut on my feet yesterday because they were so NASTY. Heeheehee. I'll be honest - I look like I'm crossed with a Clydesdale horse. Yep - that's me - Hoss. ;0) Well - I'm going to go now. Bark at ya later, Dude!

Monte

November 25, 2007

WOOF! It's about time Constance got off the computer. She takes FOREVER! I am so happy to be on dogster. I finally have MALE friends now! You have NO idea how happy I am. See, I live in a house with 5 other females (not counting Rachel). I get along with all of them but sometimes a guy has just got to be a guy. Well, that being said, I am going to sign off. I will try and write more later. I just have blades of grass to fight, tires to pee on, and bukuus of scents to sniff! Later Dude!

Monte