Dogster Debut

Where to start

It's been a long time since I last wrote in my diary and so much has happened! I've moved since I last posted and I LOVE my new house! It's got a huge, fenced in backyard so now I can go outside all by myself to do my business - no more leash (that really hampered my style!), OORAH! The big backyard comes with a downside though.... there are evil squirrels EVERYWHERE! I give 'em what for though and they try to run and hide when they hear me coming.... one of these days, one of these days!

This past weekend was very traumatic for me though. One of my nails broke to the quick and it was bleeding and I was limping around. That hurt! Fortunately Mom & Dad took care of it for me but the agony wasn't over. Mom & Dad then proceeded to clip all of my other nails!!! I don't know what I did wrong to have them torture me so; here I was in pain and they had to go and add to my misery! Sure, they tried to pretend this was no big deal and as they held me by rubbing my belly and continuously feeding me treats, but come on - do they honestly think I can be so easily "bought off"?! It was horrible, absolutely horrible! But, being the wonderful bulldog that I am, I decided to forgive them (but only after making them feel sorry for what they had done by staring at them with my big, sad eyes and moping around for a while).

Well, I'm still actually recovering from my ordeal this past weekend and am pretty tired so I'll wrap this up and head to bed! Semper Fi!