May 19th 2005 10:38 am
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I got a new girlfriend! A couple of weeks ago I got to go to doggie heaven (grandma's house). She's got a new dog and now I've got a new girl. She's blonde and she's cute her name's Livie and she's ALL mine! But she's too far away, soooo.... I'm now accepting applications for a girlfriend a little closer to home. Apparently this is not cheating because Livie and I are in different area codes (this is what I've heard from the boys at the dogpark).
For all of you ladies out there who are interested, please send me an email at: ProfessorFezzik@gmail.com
Please include the following:
photo (or a very detailed description)
location (must be within 30 mins of Gainesville, if you are not nearby, I will still consider you application for "long-distance relationship" status so send it in anyway)
favorite games (tug, frisbee, etc.)
and anything else that might set you apart
I prefer blondes, fluffy tails are nice too. I'll be accepting applications for the next two weeks and will then begin my selection process. Extra consideration will be given to early submissions so get 'em in soon!
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