From the mind of a mixed up mutt.

What is going on here?

Last night Mom plopped down a chunk of beef, a pork riblet, and a slice of kidney on my treat blanket at dinner time. I didn't know what to do. I ate the kidney right away and then followed Mom into the bedroom and just stared at her. She told me to go eat. I would have gone to eat, but Mom didn't give me my food. She just gave me treats. So I just kept staring. Then Mom got up and went to my treat blanket and handed me the chunk of beef. I licked it. I mean I really love getting these kinds of treats and all, but I just didn't understand what was going on. Mom said she was going to ignore me, so I went and got Dad instead. Dad came and moved my treat blanket to where my food and water bowl are. Then HE told me to go eat. Again, I would eat if someone would get me some dinner. Mom told him to just ignore me so he did. I didn't figure I was going to get my dinner so I ate the treats instead. Very strange. I wonder what will happen tonight?