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What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine too

October 24th 2009 4:34 am
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I have turned into a cookie monster. I really can't explain why it's happened, but lately whenever Puff and I get treats, I take mine, then watch him carefully and as soon as he drops it, I scurry over and take his and add it to my pile. Then I start chomping one one of them inches away from Puff so he can see that I have some treats and he doesn't.

Ah life as the Princess never been so good. Double the treats now that I have a brother - BOL.

Hugs and Kisses,

Coco Rose

 

Brothers

October 23rd 2009 10:05 pm
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All I've got to say is I'm glad it wasn't me who tired to sample a piece of daddys hand...Yup, sure glad it wasn't me.

 

My sunday

October 18th 2009 4:51 pm
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Yesterday it was down right HOT here so we didn't do any yard work or house work. Today, it has cooled down so momma went out front to trim off some of the spent blossoms on the plants. When she opened the front door, I went charging out and heard two of my neighbor’s daughters playing in the street. I immediately took off to where there were. This really wasn't a good idea because both of the little girls are afraid of me, and I don't know why. I have never done anything to them, but they remain afraid. I took off towards them and momma immediately started calling to me but I ignored her completely. When I got to the little girls I looked at them but they both stood still so I decided to move past them and go smell something else. Momma continued to call me and was coming after me with Puff right behind her. I ended up at the end of the cul-de-sac at the house with a For Sale sign posted in the front yard. Just as I was getting ready to put my mark of approval on the grass, momma picked me up but Puff marked the area for us. Momma carried me home, Puff being the momma’s boy he is followed momma home without any coaching. Momma then put us both inside the house and went back outside to finish her yard work.

Me, I was tired after running down the block so I went and got a nice drink of water and then took a nap.

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose

 

Tag you're it!

October 10th 2009 4:50 pm
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I was minding my own business and momma read me Dukes diary entry regarding being Tagged. At the end of the entry he so nicely said –“ if you read this consider yourself tagged”.

I have to write down 7 (Seven) facts about myself...So here goes it:

1.) I am a cookie obsessed pup. I love my cookies and will carry them all over the house with me just to make sure my brother Puff does not get his chompers on one of them. I have been known to carry a cookie around for one or more weeks before I actually eat it.

2.) I do not like any aspect of grooming. I don’t want a bath, don’t want to be combed and I don’t want a hair cut. Please just leave me alone. Those odors you smell took me forever to develop so please do not try to change it with some stinky perfume. I LIKE the way I smell.

3.) I have my own car seat and love to ride in it. I have ridden in the car seat ever since I was a tiny little pup without any problems. However the last time I was in it, I jumped out of the parked car and fell and hit the sidewalk (I saw my friend Muppet and wanted to go play with her), now I have to wear a harness whenever I am riding in the car to prevent me from ever doing that again. I’m not sure if I am going to like this.

4.) I love my bunny sister Arleenton! I used to get to play with her but ever since Puff moved in and took too much of an interest in her, I have been prohibited from playing tag. Momma says it is really because Arleenton is now an older bunny and might not want to play tag anymore.
5.) I never walk in the house, instead I run everyplace my little legs will carry me. If momma or daddy take me for a walk in the neighborhood I will walk, but not in the house. I have to run, run, run.

6.) I refuse to obey the “Come” command. Humans can be so stupid in regards to this. Why don’t they understand that I obviously see or smell smoothing much better than what they are offering me. I’ll come back when I am ready, thank you very much. Now PLEASE stop calling me!

7.) I am a very bossy, spoiled and lazy Princess. Everyone is here to serve me.

Same as Duke’s diary put it -- if you read this consider yourself tagged.
You're It!!!

Hugs and Kisses – Coco Rose

 

It's Saturday morning you know

October 10th 2009 6:58 am
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Please someone rescue me. It's Saturday morning 5:00AM and I should be sleeping but NO, momma is painting the sewing room and making a bunch of noise.

Coco - Um, do you really have to do that right now?

Momma - I want to get this finished.

Coco - But right now?

Momma - You should complain? Who wakes me up at two in the morning for water and a visit to the bathroom?

Coco - But that's different, I have my needs, you are only doing this to be mean.

Momma - No Coco I am not doing this to be mean, I want to get all the paint cans off my sewing table and I can't do that until I finish painting around the window. I'll be done pretty soon.

Daddy - Do you really have to make all this noise?

Momma - Sheesh, what noise?

Daddy - Your banging stuff around in here and I hear it all the way in the bedroom. Now Please stop.

Momma - Okay - fine! Maybe I'll do some laundry instead.

Coco - The disadvantages of living with someone who can't hear. Momma's world is quite, but for those of us who can hear can be very noisy when momma is up and about.

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose

 

I need a new typist

October 7th 2009 8:05 pm
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My typist has been falling behind on her duties. She continues to give the excuse that she has to work, do chores, and finish painting the sewing room...Blah, blah, blah....

All I can say is get your priorities straight, I should come before any of that stuff. Of course if you want to cook some dinner and share with me, that is acceptable - BOL

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose

 

Sunday morning with mom

October 4th 2009 2:33 pm
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I love the weekends because momma usually stays home with us. Sometimes on Saturday she goes out to lucnch with one of her girlfriends or does some shopping. Sundays mom does laundry and takes naps with us. This morning momma got up and cooked breakfast then climbed back into the daybed with Puff and I and went back to sleep. Puff and I both choose to lay at the foot of the daybed and we dozed off next to momma's feet.

Momma was supposed to finish painting in the the sewing room today but it's now 2:30 in the afternoon and I know that isn't going to happen - BOL. Maybe next weekend.

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose

 

Saturday with momma

October 3rd 2009 11:12 pm
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I wake momma up early this morning (2:00AM)

Coco -Yap, yap, yap - momma can I have a drink of water?

Momma - Snort, snort, um, Coco go back to sleep.

Coco - Yap, yap, yap, yap - momma I'm thirsty and have to go pee-pee.

Momma - Moan...gets up and lets Coco out of her crate and then lets Puff up too. Stumbles to the bady gate and opens it and follows Coco and Puff into the kitchen.

Momma - Hurry up Coco I want to go back to bed.

Coco ignors momma and slowly slurps her water, then goes to the sliding door to be let out.

Momma opens the door and both Coco and Puff go outside. Momma leans against the door and waits, and waits and waits.

Momma - Oh come on already and come back inside....

Puff comes running in but no Coco.

Momma - For the sake of my sanity, please come back inside so I can go back to sleep.

Momma - Coco come in, NOW!

Coco is now place to be found. She is out in the backyard but finding a black dog in the dark is next to impossible without turning one the lights and waking daddy up (definitely not a good thing to do)

Finally Coco comes back to the door and comes inside. She then goes into the kitchen for more water and slowly makes her way back to the sewing room. Momma is now leaning against the wall so she can place the baby gate back across the door opening so the dogs can't go into other rooms and leave presents on the carpet. With both dogs back into the sewing room and the baby gate inplace momma stumbles back into the daybed and goes back to sleep but she lets the dogs sleep up on the daybed with her.

5:00AM - Coco pounces on top of momma.

Coco - Momma can I have a drink of water...And it continues as above over and over again....

 

Car ride

September 26th 2009 5:26 pm
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I have been very nice about sharing my stuff with ole Puff, but today he got to go for a car ride with momma and I didn't. I ran to the front door when I saw momma get the leash and I was expecting her to take me with her, but instead she put me in the sewing room and went out the front door with Puff. I watched as she put Puff on the front car seat and clip his harness to the seat belt and off they went. I love to go bye-bye and I felt sad that I didn't get to go until Puff and momma came back home and I could smell Dr. Siearra on Puff. All I can say now is I'm glad I didn't get to go.

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose

 

Discrimination

September 26th 2009 5:47 am
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Some military bases are beginning to ban American pit bull and Staffordshire terriers. Yes, if you want to live on base and own one of these breeds, you had better think again.

Where I live the meanest dog is a big nasty Golden Retriever - yes, they are supposed to be very nice dogs, but no one has ever told Dudley that. He is a very mean and nasty dog, but come to think of it so is his human daddy so maybe that is where he gets it from...

Anyhoodle, my point is that mean and nasty is not just breed specific and calling for a ban just pans the fires to make certain breeds undesirable. Maybe the military should adopt the "don't ask/don't tell" policy towards the dogs too.


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