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Leave a bone for Jimmy
Nicknames:
Blackie Girl, New Dog, Weirdo, Superbird, Psycho, The Other, Omen, Satan's Spawn, The Bad Seed, Demon from Hell, Cutie Pie
Doggie Dynamics:
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Birthday:
August 31st 2006
Likes:
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell on X-Box
Pet-Peeves:
Jimmy don't like no fools. Also hates the Dogster Dog for some reason.
Favorite Toy:
Her AK-47
Favorite Food:
Probably human flesh, but she seems pretty fond of chicken too.
Favorite Walk:
We gots us a yard!
Best Tricks:
Getting us to pay $300 to have her flown here.
Arrival Story:
OK - listen up! I'm Jimmy and I used to live in Kentucky, but now I live in Florida with these two idiots who brought me here. I was in a kill shelter. What a joke. I'll never die!!! I'm having to write my own page because the one who calls herself my "mom" will just write a bunch of silly nonsense about how cute I am. Whatever. She calls me to her - like I'm actually going to come. Yeah right! The most she's going to get from me is a dirty look and a big steamin' pile of poop on the rug. She better not say nothin' about it, either. I'll put a bullet in her head! Not too bright, these folks, but at least they are extremely attractive.
Bio:
Don't mess with me. Don't try to put me in a crate or on a leash. I don't do restraints, fool. Don't try to bribe me with no stinkin' bacon, either. I'll poop on your face. That's what I think of your bacon, fool. I'm Jimmy. I do what I want! --------------------------
I keep hearing the idiots saying how weird I am. They think I don't speak english. Fools! These other dogs Gerald and Little Merle Junior aren't so bad. At least they gave me a decent name and I'm not running around being called "Little Jimmy Junior" or some stupid nonsense like that. You don't like me? That's OK because I don't like you either! I do what I want! I'm Jimmy! Ya'll need to recognize! -----------------------
----------Hey everybody, this is Jimmy's mom.....please excuse her, she has had a rough life and is feeling a little hostile right now. She's really a very sweet dog, and we love-------- SHUT UP WOMAN! IDIOT! Stop saying I'm sweet. I don't care. I don't need your stinkin' external validation. Here's an idea for you: suck it! I spit on you! I'll kill you in your sleep! I'm Jimmy! I do what I want! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.
I've Been On Dogster Since:
| August 30th 2007 |
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More than 4 years! |
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Dogster Id:
617856
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