July 27th 2013 10:49 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~
Yes, it could have been a wonderful day. Mom was home. We let her sleep in an extra hour. We enjoyed the morning sunshine while Mom drank coffee. We barked for no reason and sniffed the morning breeze.
Then it happened.
That faucet turned on and ran and we all found other things to do besides being in the house.
Yes, the BATH water was running.
It's always a lottery system for the first victim and then it is boy, girl, boy, girl based on relationship. Scooter + Me vs Cutter + Pepper.
Today's call out was "The One Who Won't Stop Barking" (Cutter) or "The One Who Stinks The Most" (Scooter).
Turns out Cutter can stop barking, but Scooter can't hide when he is laying on the bed. BOL.
Scooter was shampooed.
Then I had to suffer the scrub down.
Cutter did his best to hide under the Japanese Maple, but he was doused as well.
Pepper was the last and word from the bathroom is she was the Stankiest like rotten eggs. When she burst out of the towel in the backyard she owned that yard. Zoomies and doggie drop flop and roll while running a good cutting horse barrel run under the wooden benches on the deck.
They all hung out in the backyard like nothing happened. Running around in the sunshine sniffing the breezes.
I exacted revenge by choosing to dry myself off on Mom's pillow.
Until she decided to clean all the bedding and I was kicked off.
Tossed outside. With those Heathens. *shudder* Yes, I'm barking about those neighbor kids across the fence bouncing on that jumpy trampoline thing. Grrbark I can see them and they squeal but never get yelled at!
So it could have been a wonderful day. But it was just instead an average Saturday.
Sniff at ya later ~Misty~
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Drying yourself on mom's pillow was a wonderful move. Now that she has washed all the bedding why not leave a few piddle drops on her pillow, I'm sure she would love it. Just make sure the rest of the pack are on the bed when you do it so they can all enjoy moms squeals of delight when she discovers it and giving a gift anonymously is the best kind.
Have you consulted with a doggy attorney about a class action lawsuit? I am going to assume that the humans did not get your permission before the bath!
I faceded da music (nod tu menshun da water torchur)jus' da uber day, so I kno' dat ob witch yu speek! See, Momma? My gwammar wessons R payin' off!
Not a bath! Torture! You need to practise being invisible.. It works for awhile for me but I haven't perfected it yet.