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I Got NO Yip in My Giddyup!

March 4th 2013 7:27 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

I couldn't even drag myself this far and had to have Mom carry me out of bed and out to the front room. To put it succinctly - I felt horrible. My nose was warm and my tummy was making rumbly noises and was super tight like a bloated water balloon.

Saturday was by far the worst day because nothing made my ears even prick up. Not SQUIRREL. Not CROW. Not SNACK™. Not even CAR RIDE!! I just gazed listlessly at Mom and slept all day long. I didn't even want any chicken stock ice cubes Mom has in the freezer. No water, no food, no cheese - nothing.

Mom took a snuggle nap with me after she made me go outside where I only ate grass. I couldn't even lift my leg for privacy please - just did the young puppy stance.

We'd already missed the window for the V-E-T open on Saturday. Since there was no urka gurkas for hours on end and just a dog with a bloated belly from needing his butt squeezed no emergency V-E-T.

Mom took me out on a WALK hoping to move some stuff through me. All it did was make me move like a hunched up constipated dog. Finally I just stopped and Mom carried me back to the house. Right as she put me down at the driveway I walked over to the dirt and took care of some serious business. My tail was still not wagging, but I did allow Mom to bring me cold water in the tiny 1/4 C measuring thing and hand feed me some kibble.

Sunday was ok - I still just laid around looking miserable. I did have Mom fluff the pillows and blanket for me. She doesn't do that great of a job making them neat and even so I helped her fix it by rearranging it to my liking.

This morning we were up "bright and early" words I really cannot grasp the concept of. Next thing I knew I was headed out the door with Mom. Since she'd done all her scrubbing and dressing in the "no-dog-hair-please-clothes" and smelling like she will be going to work, I figured I'd be going to work with Mom.

Nope - she snuck me into the V-E-T and my butt was violated. My rear was buzzed, splashed with some stuff that only a baby wold like to smell like - something Mom called "baby powder". Then she just drove me home and left for "work".

I've at least eaten some food today and am jumping up on the couch myself. I'm sure I'm at least up to some MEATZ™. Sure wish Mom looked like she was making some of that instead of that lettuce stuff.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~


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Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 9:31 pm

I think you deserve some MEATZ for having your butt buzzed. I's glad my momma don't like dat salad stuff.
Barked by: Cathey U

March 5th 2013 at 4:29 am

Oh poor Scooter Dood! Sure hope you are feelin more perky today!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2013 at 4:59 am

Sure hope you are feeling better today. That sounds terrible.
Barked by: Wendy G

March 5th 2013 at 11:28 am

Oh, Scooter! Dis r nod gud, my fwiend! I hope yu be feewin' bedder soon. No, soon r nod gud 'nuff. I hope yu feel bedder wite now. Got it?? Gud boy!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2013 at 4:31 pm

Your BUTT got buzzed?!?! That sounds HORRIBLE!!!! I hope you're feeling better today!

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