December 20th 2012 11:15 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~
Hey Santa Paws, long time no bark. 360 days to be exact, and that's almost 7 years to a dog. You should stop by more often and not be such a stranger. BOL.
Just to make sure since it's been so long, you still want a 47 ingredient healthy juicified shot glass to go with just a veggie burger patty. You'll have been to Ireland, Canada, the east coast and then zig zagging over to to us on the west coast (via Idanno) in Seattle. Not sayin' anything, but you'll have partaken of some various Bodka-Dwips™ and such.
I'm not too worried about making a naughty or nice list. Basically because that takes too much effort. BOL. Here are my reasons I don't put much effort into this holiday.
--Only 4 days left. I've never been into destroying furniture because I like the benefit of the softness.
--SNACKS. I get these every day. Why is it any better if I have to unwrap it or if it comes in a fuzzy stocking?
--Mom's Favorite - even if only in my own mind, I am the Favorite.
--Mom's already trained - she opens the door, lifts me up to the bed, makes sure the chair I'm will still be able to see her, food and water filled properly.
--Because of course I am Scooter!
Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~
*(Santa Paws, look in your pocket, I snuck in some gummi bears soaked in Bodka. Trust my Mom, eat them, Rudolph's driving after all).
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Scooter, those gummi bears soaked in da Bodka looks like a bribe to me!!! My Mummy's off to visit her cousin in Waterford and they're getting hooked on da Bodka Dwips tonight, so she'll be a right old grumpy pants tomorrow! BOL!
What? You don't leave out a whiskey neat w/ cheese and crackers? Of course it's a bribe! BOL