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You Might Be a Lazy Dog If.....

November 3rd 2011 9:09 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

As I was waiting in line for the foodbowl in front of the tv tonight I was listening to a Jeff Foxworthy and Mom just started laughing. Then after she explained the concept to me, I BOL and we came up with these.

You Might Be A Lazy Dog If...

*The dogs bark and your idea of support is to bark while still keeping your eyes closed.

*You think food tastes better if brought to you rather than go fetch it.

*Lucky Kitty runs by trying to get you to play and all you do is watch.

*Getting up on the bed is achieved by whining so you are lifted up.

*Watching Cutter run by in the yard just makes you yawn.

*You think about lifting your leg, but have to burp at the same time so you just squat instead.

*Supporting your pack is barking at whatever they do even if you have no care what it is about.

*Making room on the couch involves rolling over for your bellah to be scratched.

*Licking the plate clean is sprucing up for the guest dog.

Well I are all those above, so stop on by if you want to hang out and relax.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 
 

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Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

November 4th 2011 at 7:44 am

Of course food tastes better if it's brought to you! I've also whined to get on the bed - BOL!
Barked by: Destiny (Dogster Member)

November 4th 2011 at 12:11 pm

Love it! And we're all a lazy dog every now and again!


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