January 21st 2008 9:29 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~
That horrible sister of mine told a secret she promised to keep. I say I gather the dogs in the block and we dog pile on her! She so skewed things out of proportion! And isn't there a 24 hour rule or something about spilling secrets? I mean this happened Sunday, um morning, ummm afternoon - well still 24 hours at least ago!!
I'm Scooter and I'm sticking to that story!
All it was, was a little dribble - ok squirt. I admit the belly rub felt good and it had been a while since I had been outside. Ok - not that long. I went out for morning constitution and got distracted by the EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRRELS that roam the treetops. I have to keep the yard safe from those critters. To top it off - the dog next door was out. I got distracted - forgot to do the number 1 hurry up.
So I forgot to pee earlier.
But only a little got out. And it was on me, most of the way. Only a little made it to the rug - and I'm really sorry about what happened to mom's hand while she was scratching my belly. But it was full and I relaxed... So I guess we know what Prince IronBladder can really withstand.
Moral of story - don't push on a lazy dogs bladder. Sometimes squish comes with mess. Or is that a cross beteween a moral and a Chinese fortune cookie?
Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~
PS - this did not make mom happy in light of the last month surgery for my sisters bladder stones. So the vet was called and I've been informed by my sister Misty - not a fun trip. Keep you posted.
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