Life According To Murphy

Flea Allergies

Well dad and mom set up a hair appointment for me next Friday. They want me completely shaved down (not bald!) except for my furry feet, tail, and fuzzy face. Mom is also requesting...a poodle beard...-sigh-. She wants to "enhance" the beard I have right now. But a poodle beard?! Come on! Mom thinks I'll look "cute" and everything else that she can think of that's a girly word.

I'm having a bit of a problem with flea allergies because mom and dad catch me constantly digging and talked to the groomer lady about it and they told them to Frontline me ASAP. They told mom and dad that terriers are more prone to being allergic. They did complement mom and dad on the flea spray that they bought for me and Bebop, and thinks that I should spread the word...it's called Flee, Flea! Back to the allergies...I itch so bad, and get in trouble when I go to scratch.

Also, they found a weak spot for me. Mom was just goofing around and rolled up a newspaper, but didn't know just how much I don't like those things. I wish they didn't see that weakness cause now they use that to their advantage. They don't hit me with it, but it makes a LOUD sound and it scares me so bad!

That's all for now.
Woof.
Murphy