Life According To Murphy

New Family

So apparently I'm going to be adopted on Friday by a couple that came in yesterday. They have another dog too and she seems to be fun! We ran around in circles with each other yesterday.

My story? Well I was brought in as a stray because I got loose out of my old neighbor's yard. I'm sure not going to do that again! Well my owners came looking for me and found me at the shelter. What they didn't know was there was going to be a fee to be reclaimed. I guess they didn't want to fork over any dough for me...

That's okay, cause the girl human, I guess my new mom said that I was going to have the best of everything. An apartment to rule over with Bebop, good food (she likes to cook for Bebop), a big soft bed to roll in, neighbors cats to chase, and morning walks. They said I was pudgey. Hmph! They didn't look so hot themselves either though.

Today the boy human, dad, kept picking up my food bowl when I was trying to eat out of it! Rude! You don't see us stealing their--okay bad choice of words. But then mom rubbed my belly....let me tell you, heaven was never closer. She said to wait until she had nails...if I was a cat (which I'm glad I'm not!) I'd have purred.

Well that's all for now.

Woof.
Murphy