Spring needs to come soon

Well, it has been awhile since Mom actually wrote an actual diary entry for me..silly girl and her poop poems. It has been very boring around here, unless water spontaneously coming out of the walls is your idea of exciting. At least the ceiling hasn't been raining lately. The weather has been extremely bad, even I fell down on the sidewalk one time, and I have four paws! It seems like every other day we get a bunch of snow, then it gets freezing cold again..the last two weeks we have had this wierd slushy stuff that then freezes in ridges on the sidewalks and makes it all but impossible to walk. Even for me! And the snow is so deep beside the sidewalks that I fall through the top and have to kind of leap around to get anywhere. It's really not been fun at all. Neither Mom nor I is getting the sort of exercise we need, and it's driving us both...absolutely..insane. The snow was fun at first but now I am getting tired of everything being slippery and not even being able to get my bottom out of it to take a decent poop. Mom thinks my reactivity is getting worse too. We really need spring. Like, yesterday.

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