October 11th 2013 3:59 pm
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Today I scored a MAJOR Victory.
I must set up the back ground, to relish my victory.
Oldest Lad arrived home for a visit this morning, just in time to put Wee Lass onto the Public School Bus. He has news of an impending adoption: Last weekend he was interviewed by several dogs at The Shelter. A Male Beagle chose Oldest Lad! The Beagle had to stay at The Shelter for a few days because it had a respiratory infection.
Since Oldest Lad is being adopted by a MALE, then Sophie and I still get to be "His Girls."
Anyhoodles, just after Oldest Lad sent Wee Lass off to Kindergarten, Oldest Lad retired to the basement to sleep as he worked all last night, then drove home, and therefore needed to sleep. Sophie went down to the basement to sleep all day, but I have work to do: It is up to ME, Pennie, to run this 0.46 Acres of Suburbia, and as much as I would like to sleep all day, like Queen Sophine, I have work to do!
Sure enough, towards mid-day the UPS Man arrived at the house with a package. I needed to bark, bark, bark! Mom saw the UPS Truck drive up in front of the house, so she raced to the door to open the door; intending to limit my bark, bark, barking, so as not to disturb Oldest Lad's slumber.
Mom opened the front door just enough to reach out for the small package that the UPS Man had, but I pushed out! I stormed through Mom's pathetic legs!
What happened next was amazing! UPS Man was walking up onto our front porch while eating a piece of pizza. Yes, delivering his package and eating pizza at the same time. I raced outside and I just grabbed that piece of pizza right out from his hand.
Pennie: One; UPS Man: Zero!
Mom was all apologetic to UPS Man, but I was not sorry. That UPS Man has been leaving suspicious packages at my 0.46 Acres of Suburbia for YEARS, and I finally, finally have achieved a victory over the package man.
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Wow! Major Score!
I never get that close to any delivery peepoles.
BOLBOLBOL!!! Great job Pennie. Stomach first, questions later.
Howy CWAP!! Yu GO, Gurl!! S-C-O-R-E, tu say da weast! OMD!
Way to go!