December 17th 2009 2:20 pm
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Oldest Lad tried to Kiss Up to me today by taking me for a hike. Only I saw right through it. He went for a run down by the Little Miami River. He kept telling Mom how Fat she is, until she caved and went along with his little "Ruse." Oh, yeah, he took me, as in he "drove" me to the Trail, but once there he put on his running shoes and ditched me to walk with the Fat Mom.
Mom got a head start while Oldest Lad stretched. Then he overtook us and went running on ahead. I immediately started trying to pull Mom so I could chase Oldest Lad. I was certain if I could just get her to RUN, that Oldest Lad would be around the next bend. Eventually Mom said it was time to turn around, and I gave up on Oldest Lad for a bit and figured I might as well just try to work on toning Mom's thighs and hips instead of dislocating her shoulder. Then Oldest Lad Raced by us again, and I decided to work on Mom's shoulder again.
Oldest Lad beat us to the end of the trail, not by much, since Mom turned around at about the right time. No. This does not count as spending quality time with Pennie. Oh, sure I spent some quality time with Mom, and probably some more tonight as she ends up having to ICE that shoulder, with me comfortably in her lap, but does Oldest Lad really think I didn't figure out his ruse? He got his run in and thought "oh, sure, the shelter dog won't figure it all out." It's going to take more than driving me to the Trail for a walk with Mom to get back in my good graces.
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What kind of crap are they teaching older lad at that so called "college"? He should be ashamed of hisself. Why you're so pretty and so intelligent and it would probably behoove him to take classes from YOU!
And think of the savings.
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