October 24th 2007 8:58 am
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Well my Poochie Mammas this week was the season finale of Tori & Dean: Inn Love , *sniff*, *sniff* (that's meant to be a tear…not a greeting).
So, first things first, let's talk about Mommy's body! Could you bounce doggie treats off of those abs or what? She looks pretty fabulous. It's like she never gave birth to LiLi. (Never say that again!) Anyway, she really blew them away at the Vegas show. It must have been those seven- inch heels…keep the pups away from those suckers my furry friends.
So, I'm sure you heard that Mommy and Daddy are giving up the B&B and thinking of opening a new place in Hollywood. Good! It's about time Mimi La Rue headed back to Tinsel Town. My fans have been e-mailing and calling nonstop.
Ok, so for those of you who were in total support of Team Mimi I have three words for you—lighten up already. It's Team LiMi from now on so I better not hear any of you drooling, flea-bitten mutts saying stuff about him ever again. My legs are short but my teeth are sharp!
Anyway, it's been a fabulous few weeks and I'm sure you've all really enjoyed getting to know me. I'm really looking forward to next season but until then remember—only bite the hand that feeds you when there's no food in it, butt-sniffing is unbecoming and most importantly, real bitches have wrinkles and rolls!
All my love,
Mimi La Rue
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