Confessions from a Canine Drama Queen

Five Seconds!

Smooches everyone! So, I’m assuming that you all caught my adorable little face on this week’s episode of "Tori&Dean: Inn Love". Well, if not don’t feel too bad because if you blinked you probably missed it. That’s right my furry friends, Mimi La Rue was only in this week’s episode for a measly five seconds! Loving Mommy and Daddy completely tossed Mimi aside and gave baby bro, LiLi, all the shine time! Man, I am so over that slobbery (incredibly irresistible and adorable) grin of his. Mimi La Rue can grin too!

All this quality Liam time is enough to make me spit up my Kibbles and Bits. Did you see how he “oh so casually” marked his territory on the B&B wall while Mommy was changing him? I’ve marked my territory plenty of times in that joint and I didn’t get squat! Little bro over here hits the wall (the wall!) during a diaper change and Mommy calls it cute and tickles his belly! It’s obvious he’s longing to be me—frivolous piddling, drool, incoherent responses to terms of endearment! What’s next? A belly pat and a shaking leg?

It seems to me like someone wants to play dirty. Oh, I’m up for it little brother and watch your back because nobody drools and piddles better than Mimi LaRue! Good bye for now, my fellow Mimi groupies (and, you too, you LiLi loving mutts).

Hugs and smooches,
Mimi La Rue