my new home filled with plushies

i love my new home. i just came home on the 5th and i think i could get used to this place. the stairs are so fun to climb & mom said i was a rocket dog, whatever that means.. i had tons of toys and a crate that was kinda squishy, but i got a much bigger one yesterday. it's my own lil cave! i've been really good so far, taking walks, playing with my toys and eating my food. speaking of food..i love the plushies i've been given.. so far there have been 3 victims.. they are so soft & yummy... mmm..i think i like eating stuffing more than dog food! especially since mom won't let me have the gum in her purse. mm...bubblegum... well let's see i got rid of mini dog (i showed him who's the boss.. his leg was soooo tasty), green frog (now 1-eyed froggy) and fishy (im still working on the other fins). well my mom's looking for more durable toys for me to play with and she's thinking about doggy shoes?! how embarrassing... *sigh*