October 11th 2008 8:32 am
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Well I wanted mummy to tell you what a HERO I was today afore we go to bed fur our nap!!
****struttin his stuff****
So dis is what happened!
Daddy is away fur the day fixin his brothers car soooooo we are wif mummy and lovin our day doin what we want basically!!
Mummy does da washing, then washes up, plays a game, cleans our poopers up and den decides in her wisdom dat she wants a shower!!
Well off she goes gets everyfink ready and turns on da shower and fur some UNKNOWN reason shuts da bathroom door!! NOW I HATE THIS I LOVE TO BE IN THERE!!
Plus she normally leaves it open for emergencies!
So there I AM not a happy pup and whining at da door and there is mummy rub rub scrubbink away when WAP! she falls and bangs her bonce!!
Mummy is not quite sure what happened then but when she came round I WAS licking her face and the door to da bafroom was open!
*****I HEARD MUMMY MOAN AND OPENED DA DOOR*******I AM A HERO*******
I twied to splain to mummy that I jumped up on da handle till it clicked but I dont fink she understood!!
So her head is otay but we all go in da bedroom on da bed fur cuddles, Bud as well cause he helped me lick mummy.
TROUBLE IS, here is the ditz part, I WAS SOOO CITED THAT I BOUNCED SOOO HARD I BOPPED MUMMY ON DA NOSE and den she got a nose bleed!!
so I am not sure, I FINK I AM A HERO AND MUMMY SAYS I AM TOO!
Bud says I am a ditz! HRMPH wasnt him who opened da door!!
So dats my venture today!!!!!